Saturday, February 19, 2011

Upright Citizens Brigade unveils its 'Hot Chicks Room' on Avenue A


RyanAvenueA passes along this photo of the new Upright Citizens Brigade home on Avenue A and Third Street ... their signage is up now... and you can see there will be a "Hot Chicks Room" (heh), no doubt pandering to the cargo shorts set. (Find the awesome cargo shorts comment thread here.) We'll have more on this next week.

Previously.

11 comments:

  1. Heh..well they are comedians and comedians are always trying to get laid..I wonder if their classes are moving there too? That would be great for me!

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  2. @anon 5:30

    Yes! But what about the other 1 percent?

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  3. Grieve, you may be ignorant, but you are NO slut! Your cargo shorts are at the very least two inches longer than mine.

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  4. Are you people not looking at this unfunny, SNL obsessing, new-jack cornball, out-of-place, cargo-short and frisbee throwing, annoying piece of shit sign? I will spit on all these mothrfuckers as they wither in their adidas and converse and cold-weather sandals, as their nasally laughter and unfunny jokes penetrate my soul.

    Enjoy your signs, they will soon be sent back to the college campus graveyard where they belong.

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  5. @Eden

    Well, anon is right about the slut part: I've recently cut out the crotch on all of my cargo shorts...

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  6. I think i'm falling for Anon..Jesus wore sandals in the snow..why shouldn't comedy wannabees and chuckle fuckers enjoy a slutty room full of crotchless cargo shorts?

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  7. That frat boy sign is out of fucking control.

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  8. Why is everyone so offended by the Hot Chicks Room sign? It's obviously a reference to an old skit of theirs.

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=hot-chicks-room&videoId=60287

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  9. OK? It's still corny and annoying.

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  10. "grieve, you ignorant slut." ahahahaha! classic.

    *as an aside, i cannot get the horrifying image out of my mid=nd of drunk jocks wearing crotchless cargo shorts and flip flops running around terrorizing the neighborhood...

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  11. LOL'ing at "it's obviously a reference to an old skit of theirs."

    1. Old UCB skits are not part of the collective language. Sorry, but "hot chicks room" (whatever the hell that means) is not readily understood by 99.9% of people (i.e., it's no "____, you ignorant slut").
    2. So if a skit makes it to the level of common consciousness it's OK to put on an awning? Great, can't wait for the giant ugly sign announcing the Ignorant Slut Bar.

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