Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Breaking: Workers enter the Mystery Lot; fate of Monster unknown

@TheDevo alerts us to some people inside the Mystery Lot this morning looking at the fallen monster.


Trouble in paradise?

Likely not! These photos by Adam K suggest that the workers are merely Mowing the Mystery Lot...



We hope that they're only mowing, anyway...

7 comments:

  1. I wish they'd stand him up at least!

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  2. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT I GOTTA KNOW ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!

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  3. They're setting up the crop circle formation which will tell the Mother Ship the coordinates of where to pick up the body of the deceased E.T and others like him scattered about the city.

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  4. I'm almost positive that thing is not alive nor ever was, so why do I feel sorry for it???

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  5. @Ano. 1:22 - Because like so many of us who feel bad for it and want it stood upright and cared for, you have anthropomorphized this critter. Grieve readers have expressed sorrow at its fate - falling over and not being picked up, snowed and rained upon - and would like it to survive. Looks, tho, like its creator has abandoned it to its melancholy fate.

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