Chrissy Teigen, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model who lives with John Legend, let Esquire into the couple's home at 52E4 — the 15 stories of condo on the Bowery and East Fourth Street.
"Is that the Cooper Square Hotel or are you just happy to see me?"
There are plenty of other photos at Esquire featuring various states of boobage and buttocks.
It's a small mystery to me how someone whose music is so dull and unremarkable is ostensibly that successful. Has he had any big records?
ReplyDeleteThe trick is to name yourself Legend. Then sit back and wait for the swimsuit models.
ReplyDeleteOh. Now I know what I've been doing wrong...
ReplyDeleteOk here goes nothing.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, someone name me a good John Legend song, I will check it out with an open mind.
EV Legenski - please open a bar with that name and have Gary bartend.
ReplyDelete@Goggla
ReplyDeleteOhh! The ladies would be in trouble! I am Legendski!
Doesn't that cat wear turtleneck sweaters? No one dressed like that is going to record a song worth a damn. But apparently the women eat it up. Bastard.
ReplyDelete¿QuiĆ©n es John Legend?
ReplyDelete"Doesn't that cat wear turtleneck sweaters? No one dressed like that is going to record a song worth a damn"
ReplyDeleteMiles Davis? Or is he the exception that proves the rule?
With the entertainment industry, the less you have to say the richer you become.
ReplyDeleteMarvin Gaye light wanna be. Which is not a bad thing in itself. Just keep the old man out of the equation
ReplyDelete"Seriously, someone name me a good John Legend song"
ReplyDeleteI'll start with two..
1. Ordinary People
2. Green Light
-- john legend chants "chrissy teigen" three times every time he sees his reflection in any of those glass windows, to keep her to be his girlfriend.
ReplyDelete-- there are stocks of altoids in that apt. for she is part of the secret bj goddess society
In popular music, dullness and success have always gone hand-in-hand, which is why it's always preferable to be in a minority.
ReplyDeleteKurt, you may have foiled my theory. Of course, Miles could have worn a goddamn propeller beanie and he'd still be Miles.
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