Friday, October 14, 2011

Bologna bandit on the loose!

EV Grieve reader Jaime noted that someone — or something! — carefully placed a cold cut of unknown origins on this ad here on Avenue A at Third Street...



Witnesses spotted the meat tosser fleeing in this vehicle...

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11 comments:

  1. esquared™October 14, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    deputy inspector anthony bologna putting his mark in the ev. be afraid, east villagers, be very afraid

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  2. MartyOctober 14, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    Meat the press. The getaway vehicle is perfect! It's rising to the occasion!

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  3. EV GrieveOctober 14, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    Sorry, Marty. I'm going to have to ask you to finish your drink and leave this thread...

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  4. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    The Bologna Bandit is not as scary as the Kamikaze Kielbasa Killer.

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  5. Marty WombacherOctober 14, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    @EV Grieve: Okay, I'll meat you on the next thread. #Can'tHelpMyself!

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  6. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    A new twist on spamming?ch

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  7. TomOctober 14, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    I see a fried bologna sandwich in my future.

    Also, I like to spell it "baloney".

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  8. KrikorOctober 14, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Things are going from bad to wurst around here.

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  9. elyseOctober 14, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    Very funny. Thank you for your meat, um, neat humor on this dark & rainy day.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    Man... really goin' all 'boomer' today.
    T-Rex, Wiener Mobile

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  11. AnonymousOctober 15, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    "eyewitnesses described the getaway vehicle of the so-called bologna bandit as 'a giant penis on wheels'"

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