Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Hey, let's name the new froyo machine at 16 Handles

So, there's this. Via the 16 Handles Facebook page...


Some suggestions via Facebook so far include: The Mixerater ... Green Supreme... Blendzie...

Meh. A few names to get everyone warmed up:

• Here Today, Lying in Front of the St. Mark's Church-in-the-Bowery 10 Minutes Later

• Does this Machine Make Me Look Fat?

• FroYuckinator

Isn't this fun?
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15 comments:

  1. Jeremiah MossJanuary 31, 2012 at 8:51 AM

    The SpoogeMeister

    Pull My Finger

    Paramus Mall Memory Machine

    (yes, they come from Paramus: http://16handles.com/press.php)

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  2. AndyJanuary 31, 2012 at 10:04 AM

    Gelatinous Milk Product Extruder

    The "Imagine how rarely we clean this" machine

    The Ice Queen's supple teat

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  3. randallJanuary 31, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    All great choices.

    But seriously when is this fucking idiocy going to end. It's a frozen yogurt machine why the fuck does it need a name other than fucking frozen yogurt machine. I think we should start naming all of the turnstiles, metrocard machines and those new parking meter boxes too. The old ones don't need names since they are too old and outdated anyway. And while were at it, why don't we name cash registers, ATMs, vending machines, soda fountains, hot dog carts, regular fountains, fences and subway cars. How can we brand all of those things too. Has the whole world gone insane?

    There. I'm done.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    2 Girls, 1 FroYo Cup

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  5. Marty WombacherJanuary 31, 2012 at 10:18 AM

    Lady Gaga?

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2012 at 10:35 AM

    I always shit 16 inches the next day. Nature's best laxative.

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  7. esquared™January 31, 2012 at 11:08 AM

    2 FroYo Cups, 1 Girl

    Need Insulin?

    FroYo: capital F for fat and Y for You

    Is there an app for this?

    TuttiFattie

    The Infantile Machine

    iYo

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  8. BabyDaveJanuary 31, 2012 at 12:54 PM

    Randall --

    Basically I'm all with you, but I think they want a name for their new drink, not the machine.
    NYU Juice?
    Slush fund baby?

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  9. nygrumpJanuary 31, 2012 at 1:51 PM

    randall, its all about pleasing the kidults...i've been trying to find a list of ingredients for 16 handles...its not easy

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  10. Laura Goggin PhotographyJanuary 31, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    YoFrat!

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  11. EV GrieveJanuary 31, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    The FroYoer

    We're totally going to win the $500. What should we spend it on? A 1/2 day's rent in the Bowery Hotel penthouse?

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  12. LIBERATIONJanuary 31, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    Fro-getaboutit!

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  13. Marty WombacherJanuary 31, 2012 at 5:07 PM

    Fro-Up.

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  14. glammaFebruary 1, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    Rich Trash Surprise

    or how about

    NO

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  15. AnonymousMarch 10, 2015 at 2:46 PM

    Frolishious

    ReplyDelete

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