Saturday, January 26, 2013

Woo-en Commission Report: Snow penis outbreak reaching epidemic proportions in the East Village

All sorts of reports coming in this morning about last night's light snowfall.

Per one reader:

Dicks.. dicks.. every...everywhere.... I can't...Hel...

Then the transmission broke off.

East 13th Street.


East Seventh Street


There are even McSorley's branded snow peepees.


East First Street


East Second Street. Where things just got...ugly.


There are more. But you get the idea.

At some point over the next few months of winter, all of us will entertain our worst fears and concerns. But I can also promise you this. Life will go on. We will prevail.
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13 comments:

  1. DrBOPJanuary 26, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    I'm a little confused (chorus of friends in background "What's NEW???")......thought the yoots were all non-sexisty these days....

    WHY isn't there a FAIR re-presentation ratio of pudendums to penises???

    I know Pussy Riot is locked up.....but that's over THERE....this is the EV DAMMIT?

    Pussystrators UNITE!

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  2. Eden BeeJanuary 26, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    It took me a long time to draw all those genitals to scale. Glad people appreciate it.

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  3. EV GrieveJanuary 26, 2013 at 2:33 PM

    @Eden

    People do appreciate master craftsmanship! Or is it Crafter Mastmanship?

    Either way!

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  4. DianeJanuary 26, 2013 at 3:57 PM

    we totally saw penises on cars this morning on 11th st. hahaha

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  5. THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N.January 26, 2013 at 4:06 PM

    The Doyenne of Dick!

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2013 at 5:33 PM

    Because of EV Grieve, I actually was on the lookout for the Penistrator crew when I left work last night and was not disappointed. Their handiwork was everywhere!

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  7. Crazy EddieJanuary 26, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    Just in case they are not uniform, there’s always this time proven excuse: “Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it to scale or paint it.”

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    So much for shrinkage...

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  9. Dr GeckoJanuary 27, 2013 at 10:55 AM

    Folks, can't we have a little class here?

    The plural of "pundendum" is "pundenda." The plural of "penis" is "penes."

    Bunch of pussies and dickheads here. Sheesh.

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  10. EV GrieveJanuary 27, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    @ Dr Gecko

    Well, to be honest, none of this is covered in the Associated Press Stylebook. We're on our own here. They really need to beef up their Penis entry.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2013 at 4:40 PM

    just an indication of who invade the EV on weekends: dickwads.

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  12. Eden BeeJanuary 27, 2013 at 6:31 PM

    The plural of penis is penes? Now I can die happy!

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  13. ScoobyJanuary 28, 2013 at 10:23 AM

    First time I saw one of these snow-weenies was funny (it was on a cop car). Now - BOR-ING.... (zzzzzzz)

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