An EVG regular shared this apartment listing with us...
Step right up to a UNIQUE 2BR/CONV3 with space for four to share!
Nestled on Avenue C - the new block du jour of the East Village, this is a sprawling listing in a new building.
Upstairs you'll find the kitchen, two HUGE bedrooms (Queen sized beds and dressers, check) a full kitchen and full bath.
Down the spiral staircase you'll find a MEGA studio space plus alcove, plus half bath. And a private second entrance. It's like a whole other apartment. You also have access down here to your HUGE OUTDOOR SPACE!
Yes, blah, blah. It was the accompanying photos, though, that really bring home this duplex's best features ...
... no word if the can of Lysol and the plastic beverage cooler are included on the HUGE OUTDOOR SPACE!
Anyway. Doesn't matter. Staging sells, of course, and devotees of the lived-in bro look likely couldn't pass this one up! Plus, demand being what it is, this place was on Streeteasy less than a week before some people rented it. Price: $3,595.
Can we preserve this for the Bro-nement Museum? It's so hard to believe how they were forced to live.
ReplyDeletelol, pinhead! Best comment of the day. No one can trump that.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember the sign posted on the door on Avenue C about the fratty assholes? THIS IS WHERE THEY LIVED! They finally left/were kicked out.
ReplyDeleteStep right up to a UNIQUE 2BR/CONV3 with space for four to share, but eight is ok!
ReplyDeleteNestled in a major flood zone on Avenue C - the new block du jour for NYPD, FDNY, EMS and other First Responders - this is apartment is perfect for any neanderthal jamboree!
Upstairs you'll find two HUGE bedrooms with filthy mattresses on the floor and all the Axe body spray and Rohypnol you'll need!
Down the spiral staircase - is it really spiral or that the Rohypnol? - anyway, down stairs you'll find the MEGA beer pong room and a large bucket for easy access vomiting.
Welcome to the neighBrohood!
I lulzed
ReplyDeleteSorry about the stain, bro.
ReplyDeleteGee, that looks just like those NYU infested apartments in Stuyvesant Town!
ReplyDeleteThis must be in BroHo.
ReplyDeleteAnd circle-arrow combo.....
.....nice.
Even after 100 years and regardless of how much the EV changes it still rents apartment to 8 people when only 3 should live there.
ReplyDelete"Broho", genius
ReplyDeleteLooks like there is a keg of beer at the bottom of photo #3.
ReplyDeleteWere they using the entryway door to wipe their butts after they pooped?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that below level outdoor patio is right next to the outdoor patio of the oxygen bar...imagine what has come over that railing lmao.
ReplyDeleteWhat a dump!
ReplyDeleteRETCH! Grieve- please don't post in smell-o-vision again! That was foul!
ReplyDelete@Liberation - lol!
ReplyDeleteI overheard a guy on the street yapping on his phone about the "awesome deal at $3500!" he'd just scored. I wonder if this is it.
Not that stain, bro. The other stain. Did you find my shoes?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the photographer accidentally knocked over the Keystone Light pyramid on the living room floor.
ReplyDeleteWoo Bro- your shoes are over there under my flip flops. You got my lighter?
ReplyDeleteThey keep their booze on the windowsill too!
ReplyDeleteWhat else do you see? Is that a purloined pint glass in the second picture?
ReplyDelete"Even after 100 years and regardless of how much the EV changes it still rents apartment to 8 people when only 3 should live there."
ReplyDeleteThis is the perfect comment, because it's even still the case that all right thinking people hate all eight of the new tenants ... except that I think this time people's opinion won't change.
And OF COURSE there is no toilet paper on that roll!!!
ReplyDelete"BroHo" is classic. What are the neighborhood borders of BroHo?
ReplyDelete- East Villager