Friday, September 27, 2013

Headless giraffe makes another baffling appearance around 5th and B


As we understand it, there have been numerous recent sightings of this headless stuffed giraffe around the vicinity of East Fifth Street and Avenue B... the creature, who desperately needs a nickname, a branding campaign and more social media exposure (for starters, at the least), was spotted last night outside Bloom 62, Ben Shaoul's nursing home-turned upscale rental.

The headless stuffed giraffe likely represents the duality of man, though, as of our press time, that hadn't been confirmed.

[Thanks to @melissa_dilger for the photo]
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3 comments:

  1. greg6833September 27, 2013 at 9:16 AM

    How about Masai Noheadly or Spotted Dick? Hehe he

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  2. Marty WombacherSeptember 27, 2013 at 11:10 AM

    They need to take it to a topless bar. #NY Post

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  3. Glenn BelverioSeptember 27, 2013 at 1:02 PM

    As if that Bloom 62 didn't already have enough bad karma and juju...

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