We're also open to gift suggestions.
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
The EV Grieve Gift Shop is almost not really open
Speaking of shopping, we're ramping up the EVG Gift Shoppe for Friday. Among the items that you actually won't be able to buy:
We're also open to gift suggestions.
We're also open to gift suggestions.
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I already ordered a Hipster Biscuit Bobblehead for my nephew.
ReplyDeleteWill you have any Death Star action figures with accessories, such as iPhones for tweeting?
ReplyDeleteIt's been done elsewhere before, but I'd buy a "Brunch is for Assholes" shirt.
ReplyDeleteA ceramic hoof (set of 4) for serving fro-yo at home.
ReplyDeleteBen Shaoul voodoo doll?
ReplyDelete•"I cry for biscuits" hoodies .
ReplyDelete•"The CitiBike Coed Naked Team" Spandex.
•"Ben Shaoul is my homeboy" shirt.
•"Slippery When Sprinkled" Strand undies.
•"Kiss Me, I brunch" boy shorts
•"Seven-elevensa" Lululemon
•"CB3:16" hat
Also, all time favorite, "Will pretend to cook for a liquor license" apron.
Are the items in EV Grieve Last-Minute Gift Guide still available or are they now out-of-stock and only now available at Christie's or Sotheby's?
Oh esquared™ ! Yes!
ReplyDeleteCan you please stop by and interview for our newly created position of SVP of Product Development and Empty Docking Station Finder?
Each day in December, I will unveil a remaining product around New York. The works will be announced here and posted to Instagram!
Looking for T shirts featuring the new 7-11 biscuit offering as rendered by Banksy
ReplyDeleteI ordered 12 Death Star snow globes and a barfing Santa tree-topper.
ReplyDeleteVideo artist to follow you for the day while Santa-conning the universe.
ReplyDeleteLEGO EV Luxury Condo Building Set.
ReplyDeleteComes with enough pieces to build five floors...plus a sixth floor addition and an illegal penthouse!
Zoning variance to permit the addition and penthouse not included.
They will be selling sculptures of re used Citibike parts that have been graphitized by Banksy
ReplyDeletePhoebe Legere to follow you around, playing accordion, while you Santa-con.
ReplyDeleteSusan Stetzer dart board.
ReplyDeleteBen Shaoul Monopoly Game - see how many of his hellish properties you can avoid landing on.
Hoof Chia Pet.
Red-Tail Hawk puppet, complete with your choice of a separate felt rat or pigeon carcass for hours of feeding amusement. Sublime art photo by Bobby Williams of you and your puppet available for an extra fee.
Empire Biscuits gift certificate, printed on one of their dry-as-paper baked pucks.
Mystery Lot Plastic Memorial Sculpture, ET included.
@Gojira - you win the internet!
ReplyDelete@Goggla - thanks! Happy Thanksgiving to you and all EVG readers!
ReplyDeleteGojira you are the best lol! I'll make sure the folks at Hoboken Hoof get a gift card to you ;)
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