Well, then! Goggla spotted this today on Second Avenue near East Fifth Street.
She did not include any kind of verification with the photo ... though she did mention something about "witnesses." (She has YET to produce said "witnesses.")
In any event, if it was up to us, then we'd go ahead and hand over the prize/award* for finding the latest discarded holiday/Christmas tree in the neighborhood.
However, there are rules, and all this is closely monitored by the International Coalition of Tree Tossing in the Spring (ICTTS). So we will wait for them to intervene just as soon as the trial ends.
* currently missing
Just in case there are still some innocents abroad in the neighborhood who cannot understand codewords…
ReplyDelete…”we will wait for them to intervene just as soon as the trial ends”…
translated, means
…as soon as ICTTSS has shaken down these so-called witnesses for the maximum possible payola, it shall award the prize to whomever ponied up the largest bribe, using the scandalous Evidence Rule 901 loophole to justify their arbitrary and capricious adjudication.
Send these scoundrel coyotes back to their rabid lair in Rego Park before their corrupt shakedowns infect us all! Yes, I mean you, Gruber MacDougal!
Andrew!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like corrupt advisory coalitions, then move to...
Gruber MacDougal is a dick. And my daughter's deadbeat father. In that order.
ReplyDeleteMomma said if you don't throw the tree out by tomorrow- theres gonna be no mothers day for you next year
ReplyDeleteI love her to death but I DEMAND PROOF! Because that tree looks just like the tree that was thrown out last year on March 18th on east 3rd st at 5:37pm.
ReplyDeleteCASE DISMISSED!