Saturday, July 5, 2014

Repercussions from saying 'I see you standing there' all day long



We've told this to Zoltar a thousand times. You can't pester people all day long. Play it cool, you know.

EVG contributor Derek Berg noted this tense, 90-second stare down outside Gem Spa on Second Avenue and St. Mark's Place this morning.



Perhaps there is some history between these two. Keep an eye out…

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8 comments:

  1. THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N.July 5, 2014 at 9:57 AM

    Poor guy. He's probably trying to figure out if Zoltar is a true fortune teller or just some hipster in a box.

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  2. GojiraJuly 5, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    @TNL, I cannot stop laughing at your "hipster in a box" crack.

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  3. THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N.July 5, 2014 at 1:05 PM

    @Gojira ;) Surely you can understand his dilemma, especially since Zoltar's crystal ball has been replaced with hookahs and kazoos.

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  4. GiovanniJuly 5, 2014 at 2:04 PM

    Zoltar once had a staring contest with his own reflection. Zoltar won.

    When Zoltar does pushups, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the whole world down.

    Zoltar's tears can cure cancer. It's too bad Zoltar never cries.

    Zoltar once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.

    Zoltar once taught a German Shepherd how to bark in Spanish.

    Zoltar never wears a watch because time is always on his side.

    Zoltar lives vicariously through himself.

    Crusties give Zoltar their money, and thank him for the favor.


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  5. AnonymousJuly 7, 2014 at 6:57 PM

    Look at that guy wonder if hes mentally ill/homeless - lets tale his pix and post it with snarky comments - if be thinks zoltar is talking to him and he goes off and does something will you be making comments then?

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  6. AnonymousJuly 7, 2014 at 10:00 PM

    Anon 6:57: Relax dude. No one got hurt here.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 7, 2014 at 10:01 PM

    Coming soon to your nearby EV neighborhood -- Hipster in the Box. And introducing its best selling meals: the hipster-peño munchie meal (cannabis fed Brooklyn apartment-grown cow burger loaded with genetically modified jalapeños, has the looks and feel of it but without the spiciness); and the ironic burger (two beef patties with the bun in the middle with lettuce and tomatoes grown from their own said Brooklyn-apartment's bath tub, and home-made artisanal mayonnaise) served by guys with beards and hoodie and tattoos, and gals in 50's retro polka dots dresses wearing Warby Parker glasses. Zoltar sees all.

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