Sunday, January 4, 2015

When it comes time to toss the tree



Now that it is nearly Valentine's Day, people are making the difficult decision to discard their holiday/Christmas trees despite the fact that they're still green and will last through September.

So it might be tempting to discard the trees along a seemingly quiet stretch of a street…



…or help create a green space/sustainable community…



…or send it crosstown…



…or you could get a good cardio-strength training combo workout and drag the tree to the center of Tompkins Square Park ahead of MulchFest 2015 next weekend…



It will be mulch appreciated! (God, sorry for that.)
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5 comments:

  1. NOTORIOUSJanuary 4, 2015 at 6:36 PM

    I find it disturbing the bird/owl mascot would shove his home into a wood chipper.

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  2. EV GrieveJanuary 4, 2015 at 7:09 PM

    @ NOTORIOUS

    I'm concerned by the owl's complete disregard for safety — no goggles or helmet!

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  3. Eden BeeJanuary 5, 2015 at 3:57 AM

    I saw a dumped tree drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. And it's hair was perfect.

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  4. NOTORIOUSJanuary 5, 2015 at 1:45 PM

    @Grieve THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

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  5. ScoobyJanuary 5, 2015 at 4:16 PM

    To quote the late and great George Carlin - "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"...

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