We picked this up from Curbed:
New data published in Science shows that if the planet warms by 2 degrees Celsius, sea levels will rise about 20 feet. It's pretty much a given that this will happen, it's just a matter of when — it could be by the end of the century.
And!
In New York, it means that entire neighborhoods would be wiped out and 1.8 million people would be displaced.
And if/when this happens, the water will wash over a good part of this neighborhood... west to First Avenue in spots... south to Avenue A around East Fourth Street...
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If this helps...
Anyway, you can find the full report here at Science. And read more here at Gizmodo.
Rents will still go up as everyone will have a pool.
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DeleteOh dear! I'm going to need more cement.
ReplyDeleteHA! One funny by Grieve ("...will push back the completion date...") and a funny by Anon 9:42PM. Well done to you both!
ReplyDeleteAnd Con Ed will move to Westchester.
ReplyDelete"Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away." -Maynard James Keenan
ReplyDeleteGrieve, I really love when you use arrows!
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't for the Grievestrator ID be totally lost!
ReplyDeleteHang in there, real estate speculators... eventually the Delaware River will be a "beachfront property" border.
ReplyDeleteWait, is the blotted out white part good or bad??
ReplyDeleteBy the end of the century? Hope I have my stuff packed by then.
ReplyDeleteThanks to 11:56. My sentiments exactly. Except I think we all know that it's going to be ... the fire next time.
ReplyDeleteGod gave Noah the rainbow sign,
No more water, the fire next time.
Water-controlled rents?
ReplyDeleteCroman et al are already working on the Luxury Sub-Marine Penthouses with Gilded Air Pockets, Psychic Dolphin Concierge, and Complimentary Diamond-Studded Air Tanks; while Security Sharks will guarantee a 24/7 body-free view.
Awesome, if I wait long enough, the waterfront will come to me.
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ReplyDeleteBy then, the 2nd Ave Subway line will still have not been completed. NY Waterway will take over the construction.
ReplyDeleteSeawalls. And NYC will be pumping out water like Amsterdam. I wonder how the Dutch are dealing with this, since they stared with most of their land lower than sea level.
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