Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Noted



The 10 NYC Commandments, as written on a discarded mattress on Second Street between Avenue A and First Avenue...

1. There is only 1 God (Money)
2. Honor thy lease
3. Don't covet thy neighbor
4. Don't worship false presidents
5. Do not lie (except on dates)
6. Do not steal (except from work)
7. I am a fucking jealous God
8. Do not forsake NY
9. Sunday is a day of brunch
10. Do not kill your dream


Courtesy of Adrian Wilson ...
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 9, 2019 at 6:39 PM

    Is that supposed to be witty/funny? FAIL.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 9, 2019 at 7:04 PM

    The last one is "Do not kill YOUR dream" if you look closely.

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  3. EV GrieveJuly 9, 2019 at 8:55 PM

    Thanks 7:04

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  4. Eden BeeJuly 9, 2019 at 10:55 PM

    Boo. Thou shalt throw out thy mattresses with bed bugs then attempt to be clever.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 10, 2019 at 5:42 AM

    Painfully unfunny

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  6. AnonymousJuly 10, 2019 at 10:32 AM

    11. don't quit your day job

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  7. AnonymousJuly 10, 2019 at 11:50 AM

    ah, it's not so bad

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  8. AnonymousJuly 10, 2019 at 2:27 PM

    To the Mattress Author,

    Seek help...quick.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 10, 2019 at 2:36 PM

    Garbage with a sense of humor is better than garbage without I suppose. But so hacky lately. Maybe, y'know, workshop these ideas a bit before putting them out on the street. Take some pride in your jokes.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 10, 2019 at 4:07 PM

    Looking forward to the supposedly superior creative contributions of the commentariat here

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  11. GiovanniJuly 11, 2019 at 8:16 AM

    It looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed every single day.

    If your memory foam mattress breaks, does that mean it has amnesia?

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  12. AnonymousJuly 11, 2019 at 9:35 AM

    I love this.

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  13. AnonymousJuly 12, 2019 at 12:35 PM

    "a day of brunch" so corny

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