Remember when Zoltar had a ball outside Gem Spa? (A crystal ball.) Ever since that unfortunate skateboard smash job last month, he has been without a ball. (Goggla was first to note this!)
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How are we expected to trust his vision of the future without a crystal ball? Yesterday, he gave me a fortune that read "ignore the previous fortune."
4 comments:
Wait 'til you finish your Chinese then read the cookie. Duh.
Good place for an Amanda Bynes shrine!
Perhaps that was the reason for the skateboard window smashing - to steal Zoltar's ball... Ah-HAH! What evil lurks in the hearts of men
No matter. Zoltar will always be successful in his professional career.
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