To echo the technophiles that EVERYONE MUST live in the modern world, this guy should try OK Cupid, Tinder, JDate, AmishDating, BaldFriends, Backpages, BridesForSale, CraigsList, KickStarter, GoFundMe, IndieGogo, CoGiveMeMoneyViaCrediCard... . All accepts credit cards.
I saw him today on 3rd Ave at 21st Street putting up fliers. It was definitely him. I was walking with my 12-year-old daughter, right after Rosh Hashanah services, and he totally checked her out, top to toe, as we walked by. GROSS.
Would have a better chance of success in some facet of his life if he did not spend all day every day covering the city with litter. If this is not some kid pulling a joke or class project, the police or sanitation department need to do something about him.
If you love this man, 4:52 pm, then please feel free to be his girlfriend, and this way he'll stop posting the fliers. And you can ride your Citibikes while holding hands and taking selfies.
This moron (or these morons, if it is a bunch of junior high kids on a lark) was in full attack mode today, hundreds of these pieces of paper are taped up all over the place. More useless dirt in a dirty town.
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Funds first then a girlfriend, bro
The working title of this documentary should be:
"No Bromance Without Finance"
What. A. Dork.
does this guy actually exist or is it just joaquin phoenix punking us again?
The only thing I would 'fund' is a way to make him go away permanently.
To echo the technophiles that EVERYONE MUST live in the modern world, this guy should try OK Cupid, Tinder, JDate, AmishDating, BaldFriends, Backpages, BridesForSale, CraigsList, KickStarter, GoFundMe, IndieGogo, CoGiveMeMoneyViaCrediCard... . All accepts credit cards.
Desperately Seeking Bald Man
The Bald and The Beautiful
Is this guy Max Brenner?
Dating by the Bald Man
Man this place is beyond dead artistically. Remember when flyers used to advertise BANDS playing SHOWS??? shit like that. Alas, it was a simpler time.
I saw him today on 3rd Ave at 21st Street putting up fliers. It was definitely him. I was walking with my 12-year-old daughter, right after Rosh Hashanah services, and he totally checked her out, top to toe, as we walked by. GROSS.
I love this man because he's weird and any naysayers should go back to complaining about citibikie.
Would have a better chance of success in some facet of his life if he did not spend all day every day covering the city with litter. If this is not some kid pulling a joke or class project, the police or sanitation department need to do something about him.
The least interesting man in the world?
3:50, how did you not slug or curse him out for that?? F*ck that sh*t. I would have given him an earful if it were my daughter.
If you love this man, 4:52 pm, then please feel free to be his girlfriend, and this way he'll stop posting the fliers. And you can ride your Citibikes while holding hands and taking selfies.
Dorkulator 5000 Series.
Ken Burns is way past needing to get out of his comfort zone. This might be just the thing! Fascinating!
@9:05pm If you hate this man then why don't you list out all the ways in which he hurts you?
This moron (or these morons, if it is a bunch of junior high kids on a lark) was in full attack mode today, hundreds of these pieces of paper are taped up all over the place. More useless dirt in a dirty town.
Hahahahah what a herb.
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