I'm thinking how the agents will spin, "authentic" graffiti welcoming front door". "Bldg approved by anarchists". The only real deterrent to checkbooks from home is a slight rise in crime.
My boyfriend used to live in that building up until a year ago.
Sure, rent there. If you like the sounds of bottles being thrown out at 4AM from all the bars on the street then getting tossed into the garbage trucks an hour later.
And if you like shitty bands in the shitty bar across the street with a shitty rendition of "Me and Bobby Mcgee" every Wednesday night.
Not to mention all the loud bros and hos drunkenly wooing it up on the street all night.
Rent actually will go up with that in there, you know, to have that authentic East Village of yore experience. NA the moneyed tech bros and the hipster trustafarians will actually pay any exorbitant price, as part of their slummin' it.
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this is the best thing ive ever seen
Ha! This will drive the bullshit rents down. I like. I like!
AHAHAHAHA!
I'm thinking how the agents will spin, "authentic" graffiti welcoming front door". "Bldg approved by anarchists".
The only real deterrent to checkbooks from home is a slight rise in crime.
I really hope Shut Up Hooker lives in this building.
"Uh, oh... Bryce, Quinn, did I tell you about the new Anthropologie opening on the ground floor?!"
My boyfriend used to live in that building up until a year ago.
Sure, rent there. If you like the sounds of bottles being thrown out at 4AM from all the bars on the street then getting tossed into the garbage trucks an hour later.
And if you like shitty bands in the shitty bar across the street with a shitty rendition of "Me and Bobby Mcgee" every Wednesday night.
Not to mention all the loud bros and hos drunkenly wooing it up on the street all night.
Rent actually will go up with that in there, you know, to have that authentic East Village of yore experience. NA the moneyed tech bros and the hipster trustafarians will actually pay any exorbitant price, as part of their slummin' it.
AHHH TO THE DAYS OF OLD!!!! Nice sentiment folks, but that shit left town a long time ago. Anon 5:11 nailed it. It's all for sale now.............
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