I saw a puppet just like that one this morning over at Empire Biscuit. He was arguing with the owners about the big mess they were making with all the renovations, the long delays, and also something having to do with the failed Kickstarter program. Sounded like they owe him some serious money, and boy was he pissed. He stormed out of the place, threatening to return with few of his Crusty buddies, then he hopped on a waiting CitiBike and headed towards BroHo. Hope that helps you find him!
Giovanni, I think I saw Nestor at Empire Biscuits too! He was high-fiving Perma Grin, but then they started talking about the failed Kickstarer campaign and it got really ugly. Nestor popped a few caps in Perma Grin's ass! The cops were called. Ugh.
Anyway, I'm saving my $$$ for Hoboken Hoof. I'm going to the red carpet opening with Not Amanda Bynes. I can get you on the list if you're interested.
yo wizzles! fro yo makes you fat and ugly. don't you see the she beasts at 16 pounds waddling on the wedgies? but if those empire civil war soldiers put da cheeb in the jam im down da plan. can i dj on opening night I want to play some dope tracks from my album The Nororious P.U.S.S.
Rumor has it Nestor is contributing to the ol' fashioned, secret biscuit recipe. He's consuming just enough Ex-Lax to donate the 'secret ingredient' in them thar biscuits; jams/jellies aren't out of the question! Ooooh weee! I can almost smell them from here - or is that the dog next door a crappin' on my stoop again!
MaddMaxx those sound delicious. In Stuy Town there's a lady who sells fecal pies at the Grow NYC greenmarket. Her recipe is rather simple: she sets the empty pie crusts in the stairwells and the college kids pinch one into them. The abundance of college kid feces in Stuy Town is a huge proble. But I digress. It sounds like Nestor may be a gang banger!
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I saw a puppet just like that one this morning over at Empire Biscuit. He was arguing with the owners about the big mess they were making with all the renovations, the long delays, and also something having to do with the failed Kickstarter program. Sounded like they owe him some serious money, and boy was he pissed. He stormed out of the place, threatening to return with few of his Crusty buddies, then he hopped on a waiting CitiBike and headed towards BroHo. Hope that helps you find him!
Giovanni, I think I saw Nestor at Empire Biscuits too! He was high-fiving Perma Grin, but then they started talking about the failed Kickstarer campaign and it got really ugly. Nestor popped a few caps in Perma Grin's ass! The cops were called. Ugh.
Anyway, I'm saving my $$$ for Hoboken Hoof. I'm going to the red carpet opening with Not Amanda Bynes. I can get you on the list if you're interested.
yo wizzles! fro yo makes you fat and ugly. don't you see the she beasts at 16 pounds waddling on the wedgies? but if those empire civil war soldiers put da cheeb in the jam im down da plan. can i dj on opening night I want to play some dope tracks from my album The Nororious P.U.S.S.
#theycallmetheflycauseimonsomeshit
Nestor is the main ingredient in my Fro-yo in a Hoof's secret sauce.
Mwah-hah-hah-haaaaaa!
I knew there was a connection between Vampire Biscuits, Nestor, Fro Yo and chunder! It's all starting to make sense now...
Rumor has it Nestor is contributing to the ol' fashioned, secret biscuit recipe. He's consuming just enough Ex-Lax to donate the 'secret ingredient' in them thar biscuits; jams/jellies aren't out of the question! Ooooh weee! I can almost smell them from here - or is that the dog next door a crappin' on my stoop again!
MaddMaxx those sound delicious. In Stuy Town there's a lady who sells fecal pies at the Grow NYC greenmarket. Her recipe is rather simple: she sets the empty pie crusts in the stairwells and the college kids pinch one into them. The abundance of college kid feces in Stuy Town is a huge proble. But I digress. It sounds like Nestor may be a gang banger!
Nestor attacked me today while I was standing in line for a Cronut! He bit my knees and ran off with my purse. Scoundrel!
What's a biscuit?
I refuse to support GrowNYC after they ruined a large portion of the lawn in Stuy Town and graveled over it.
I just spotted Nestor! He was in the park shooting up!
A skag addicted blue puppet dropping deuce into pies, biting KNEES? Oh, the horrrrorrr!
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