THE WORLD FAMOUS ORIGINAL COYOTE UGLY SALOON IS HIRING FEMALE BARTENDERS WITH
A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND OUTGOING PERSONALITY! (ALSO HIRING SECURITY WITH THE SAME ATTRIBUTES!)
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY, WE TRAIN THE RIGHT GIRLS!!!
OUR STAFF HAS OPPORTUNITIES TO BE ON TV, TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND MAKE GREAT CASH WITH A COMPANY THAT HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD OF SUCCESS FOR OVER 20 YEARS... COME WORK WITH THE BEST!!!
OPEN CALLS FOR BARTENDERS ARE TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS AND THURSDAYS FROM 8PM - COME IN EITHER OF THOSE NIGHTS FOR AN AUDITION AND TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION!
IN MOST CASES WE WILL INTERVIEW ON THE SPOT, YOU MUST BE 21+!!!
DRESS TO IMPRESS AND WEAR YOUR COWBOY BOOTS!!! TO GET AN IDEA OF WHAT YOU SHOULD WEAR FOR THE AUDITION PLEASE VISIT OUR WEBSITE
Or maybe watch the movie.
10 comments:
Thanks for sharing. I'm slipping into my thong and cowboy boots now and headed over for an interview!
I'm sure I'm wrong but is this place some kind of C & W Hooters?
Okay, I headed over to Coyote Ugly in my thong and cowboy boots and only got about a block before I had to turn back. It's just too cold out there. Why couldn't they have posted this ad in the summer?
It's a bartending job, you don't audition for bartending jobs. Although there are people who take night bartending jobs so they can go to actual, real auditions during the day.
DUMB ALL CAPS!
DUMB COYOTE UGLY
Oh, Ken, but you do audition for a bartending job when it's at Coyote Ugly!
This would be PERFECT for Slum Goddess....she would NO DOUBT pass the audition...
....then tell'em to SHOVE IT!
The Oxford Dictionary says an audition is "an interview for a particular role or job as a singer, actor, dancer, or musician, consisting of a practical demonstration of the candidate’s suitability and skill." Not a job tending bar. See also: "lipstick on a pig."
Shit. A few more thou of hormone therapy & I coulda nailed that gig! Not that I wanted it anyway.
I have never gone inside, but it is my understanding the bartenders do sexy dances on top of the bar, which the auditions would be for.
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