These bikes are so hard, to borrow Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow There'll be none Just thinking about tomorrow When to pay late fees I'll have to borrow A huge sum
To borrow! To borrow! I love yah, to borrow! You're always a dock away! To borrow! To borrow! I love yah, to borrow! You're always a dock away!
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Isn't there ANY type of required community approval before the city gets more money for selling advertising?
Bus shelters and newsstands, demolished so they could put up new ones to sell ad space.
Now they superimpose MORE ads on what was already one big ad project (CITIbike) and selling of city space.
Someday the rats will have sweaters with corporate logos on them.
It's a hard docked bike, for us.
Anonymouse 7:18, don't the rats already have the logos branded on them? I swear I saw one the other day that had "@Tompkins" on his side.
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These bikes are so hard, to borrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
There'll be none
Just thinking about tomorrow
When to pay late fees I'll have to borrow
A huge sum
To borrow! To borrow! I love yah, to borrow!
You're always a dock away!
To borrow! To borrow! I love yah, to borrow!
You're always a dock away!
Groan. You guys are killin' me with the lyrics...
CitiBikes will be gone
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
At the docks
There'll be none!
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Those cracked seats,
Cause my ass such sorrow
Oh my bum!
When I'm stuck at a dock
With no space,
I curse and scream and pace
I just throw my bike
In a tree
And Say,
Whoopee!
The horror! The horror!
I'll hate CitiBike
Tomorrow!
Your always a P.I.T.AAAAAAAAA.!
It's ironic Annie is the new advertiser considering how many CitiBikes have turned up orphaned lately.
Gotta love how the bikes are red and blue. Imagine the Bloods and Crips trying to figure this all out.
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