I didn't see any Santas puking today. They seemed to be much better behaved. This is what I was saying -- they did their part, like they said they would. I noticed a lot more Santa parties inside, and fewer Santas on the street.
They "did their part" because we're currently going on week three of massive street protests against police brutality. Even the stupidest among our society realize that now is not the time for the drunken shenanigans that would get certain other men shot. Please, for the love of god, shut it with your pollyanna routine. Santacon didn't pull back on their own volition; we gave them no choice, and if they get a chance to go full asshole again they will. Grow up.
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Sheer brilliance in its simplicity and truth.... Bravo!
Ha, I posted this on Instagram this afternoon !
They're not puking -- just a Figment of your imagination; it's performance art to raise $60K for this charitable event.
I didn't see any Santas puking today. They seemed to be much better behaved. This is what I was saying -- they did their part, like they said they would. I noticed a lot more Santa parties inside, and fewer Santas on the street.
They "did their part" because we're currently going on week three of massive street protests against police brutality. Even the stupidest among our society realize that now is not the time for the drunken shenanigans that would get certain other men shot. Please, for the love of god, shut it with your pollyanna routine. Santacon didn't pull back on their own volition; we gave them no choice, and if they get a chance to go full asshole again they will. Grow up.
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