Thursday, February 12, 2015

Hey, the Funkiberry space is for lease on 3rd Avenue


[From June 2014]

The colorful FroYo joint opened for business last June.

And while Funkiberry continues to dispense the FroYo and breakfast items like waffles, the corner space here at 88 Third Ave. and East 12th Street is for lease.

Per a listing at Loop Net:

Corner space with brand new build out. Previously was vented for cooking
Approximately 800 RSF with an approximately 800 SF basement
Lease until November 2023
Rent: $21,321.00 per month

We rarely see anyone inside Funkiberry, who close each day at 1 p.m.

In any event, the FroYo Death march continues.

Previously on EV Grieve:
Stuff that you can't make up: More FroYo for the East Village

Ghost signage uncovered on Third Avenue and East 12th Street

DOUBLE ghost signage discovered at 88 3rd Ave.

Hey, the Funkiberry sign is up on 3rd Avenue

Hey, Funkiberry is now open on 3rd Avenue

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

No surprise here. When the corporate Pink Berry can't make the EV work for them how could a cheap knock off be a success? I think this will stay empty for a year at least.

Giovanni said...

When will these landlords learn that retail rents are so damn high that almost every kind of business they put in their stores will quickly fail?

Answer: never.

Anonymous said...

bwaaaa hahaha.

now bring back New Amici or better yet bring back Viva.

Anonymous said...

I like their sign. It's kind of like the Davey's Ice Cream sign.

Anonymous said...

Yes, viva la Viva!

Anonymous said...

I live right there and there's NEVER anyone inside...maybe because the yogurt has 5000 grams of sugar (slight exaggeration) and 200 calories an ounce (ok, I can't stop myself).

Anonymous said...

This place, even in the environment of today's EV looked out of place. Not surprised its tanking.

Can we stop playing games and get back to the old East Village now?

Anonymous said...

F*ck the landlords.

$21,321 per month for 800 sq/ft is approximately $320 a year per square foot. That is insane!

Anonymous said...

One evening, while waiting for a flick to start at the multiplex, my son and I went in there. I tried a couple of spoons of the stuff he chose. I couldn't tell the difference between the flavors and all of it seemed to taste like soap without the alkali sensation. I thought it was nasty.

Makeout said...

$21k huh? I'd rather buy a Prius.

Anonymous said...

We need start a landlord shaming website that keeps track of the rent history of these places. People won't be so quick to rent these spaces when the numbers show their business will fail within a year.

Anonymous said...

Porn shop. That would be the best use. Bring smut shops back to the EV. Buddy booths make a lot more than 230/yr per sq foot. LOL

Anonymous said...

I meant more than $320 a year per sq ft. Sorry

Anonymous said...

Maybe Brian Williams could take over. He has lots of time on his hands and this place would give him real stories.

Ken from Ken's Kitchen said...

You fly high, you rule the scene for awhile then...this. So sad. Like Edie Sedgewick.

IzF said...

FuNKiBerRy!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Stupid ass landlord. Enjoy another six months of vacancy in that unit

Anonymous said...

While I am usually one to say that rents are worth whatever the market will bear, this rent is insane for an unattractive, small space on an unattractive corner. $700 per day is an awfully large nut to cover before even paying utilities, employees, insurance, and the cost of renovation and equipment. This place is un-rentable

Anonymous said...

Not surprising... I went in there once and it just wasn't anything special, although they've made it look as good as it could be. The sweet shop across the street only has a little bit of traffic and they're in an actual NYU dorm.