Soon to be Citipong OR Citibikepong, where folks will be playing ping pong or beer pong while riding the greenwashing alternative mode of transportation.
The latest is that it was RAY who won the tourney.....something about his new heart valve giving him selective SUPERpowers.....like people said you couldn't see him actually hit the ball last night he was moving so quick.....and, get this, he can now use his micro-wave vision to cook his hot dogs and burgers.....AND his tongue can twirl around so rapidly that he doesn't have to use his mixing machines anymore......last I heard he was trying to get his x-ray vision dealie workin' so he can see if the landlords around here have any souls left.....and other things.
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It was sponsored by "Harry's Table" - you can see the logo in the lower right of the photo.
Must've been quite the event. Shame it slipped under EVG's radar.
It was so exciting I completely blocked it from my mind.
Soon to be Citipong OR Citibikepong, where folks will be playing ping pong or beer pong while riding the greenwashing alternative mode of transportation.
Who won, Bro or Brah?!
I passed by, and noticed more people than usual (many of whom I recognized from passing by previously) but I didn't realize it was a tournament.
The latest is that it was RAY who won the tourney.....something about his new heart valve giving him selective SUPERpowers.....like people said you couldn't see him actually hit the ball last night he was moving so quick.....and, get this, he can now use his micro-wave vision to cook his hot dogs and burgers.....AND his tongue can twirl around so rapidly that he doesn't have to use his mixing machines anymore......last I heard he was trying to get his x-ray vision dealie workin' so he can see if the landlords around here have any souls left.....and other things.
@DrBOP, if Ray's x-ray vision is gonna be looking for landlords with souls, I'm afraid it's going to have a very unsuccessful workout...
Anon 9:27, screw off with the bro and brah. Ping pong is a game enjoyed and avail for all. Go spew that limp diatribe in a new resto article.
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