Thursday, January 28, 2016

Noted



From the EVG inbox...

I felt it was worth mentioning that the vacant Chase branch on Avenue A and 2nd Street is now home to a half of a roll, a half of a bagel and a dead pigeon. It's anybody's guess whether the three are related but I suspect fowl play. (It's probably inappropriate to pun in the face of death but that one kind of fell into my lap).

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that Amy Schumer?

DrBOP said...

Pizza Rat got 'em.....

.....bird caught the rat NOT EATING pizza.....rat visualizes losing brand recognition.....February appearance on Colbert at risk.....co-development deal with Key and Peele down the drain.....and the bird was, after all, a stool pigeon.



Boy howdy, I apologize to EVERYbody for that one ;^)

Anonymous said...

Leftovers from TD Bank voodoo ceremony?

Anonymous said...

Facing the corner. Must be the blair witch.

Anonymous said...

Sad! :( Fuck landlords and their stupid vacant spaces.

Gojira said...

So am I the only one who feels sorry for that poor pigeon, who was probably trapped and terrified before it died?

Anonymous said...

I'm impressed they can afford the rent.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised one the those people that dumps 10 lbs of food for the pigeons to eat in TSP each morning didn't throw a trash receptacle through the window to save this one.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the pigeon too:(

Makeout said...

@ Anon 8:31- Which one of them?