Friday, March 2, 2018

Being the butt of something

Via a crime story in Town & Village today:

A man arrested for selling loosies in Union Square wound up facing far more serious charges when he didn’t do a good enough job hiding his stash and almost 60 envelopes of heroin fell from his butt crack when he bent over to be searched, police said.

6 comments:

Eden Bee said...

Now that is a winner!

Anonymous said...

We're going to need a bigger butt.

Giovanni said...

I think Elton John wrote a song about this exact scenario, it was called “Loosie In The Sky With Diamonds.”

Anonymous said...

Yuck

cmarrtyy said...

Talk about a "butt fumble". Marc Sanchez has been dethroned! Yeah, Marc!!

Eden Bee said...

Bag in a bag in a butt.