Monday, March 23, 2020

An East Village stay-at-home shopping list



EVG reader Krikor Daglian spotted this discarded paper on Avenue A yesterday... a shopping list with essentials such as milk, butter, white wine, whiskey, pot and bong cleaner.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Single-purpose bong cleaner is a scam. Alls you need is regular old baking soda and a bunch of elbow grease.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for a deeply needed hearty laugh, strange neighbor. And good luck in your quest to find bong cleaner. I love nyc.

Eden Bee said...

My list!

Anonymous said...

HA HA :)

Giovanni said...

Well potheads tend to forget things, so of course they had to put pot on the list. I’m not sure but it looks like they also put Pop Tarts on the list, which is the only other food on the list besides milk, which of course pairs perfectly with Pop Tarts.

This list is like Darwin’s way of telling you that your days are numbered.

Anonymous said...

all the major food groups

Anonymous said...

unsolicited (prob annoying) PSA: maybe skip the inhaled combustibles for now to keep lungs in optimum condition for if [when] we get the virus -- it's a lower respiratory illness after all