Friday, March 19, 2021

Noted

The Craigslist notice that has been making the rounds the past two days:
My mom is dead 

She wanted to be cremated [sic] but the guy who burns bodies say she's too fat to get on fire. 

For her funeral we will put her in a box. 

I am looking for 6 athletic male models to carry my mom into the church. 

Must have six packs and bring your own fedoras the funeral will be gangster themed because she is italian

H/T Stacie Joy

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is that posting? Some kind of sick joke? It is in very poor taste considering how many people have died from Covid in this City recently.

Anonymous said...

Lighten up Anonymous, we need more sick jokes!

Anonymous said...

This isn’t funny whatsoever. And offensive. To Annonymous who is telling others to lighten up, grow up and get real. Not everything in life is a “joke”.

Peter Brownscombe said...

Family Values.....

Anonymous said...

Kind of banal, not really funny, not really offensive. Too much real psychosis to be offended by.

Eden Bee said...

This post does not particularly offend me but I just don't find it funny. I did not laugh once. Maybe I am spoiled by knowing so many really funny folks in real life and by playing sets at comedy shows in between some well known comics years and years ago at Lolita Bar but it's not clever or funny. If you are going to 'Go there" with the cringe comedy at least be funny.

Anonymous said...

I have no strong opinions on this matter.

Anonymous said...

Best. Noted. Ever.

Anonymous said...

OMG bring on the studs yes please

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know where you can rent a fedora in the EV? Asking for a friend.