Seeking Sexy TOPLESS Female to deal poker at my party - Sat. 7/31** (East Village)
Date: 2010-07-19, 5:10PM EDT
Hey there. About 10 of my good friends and I are getting together on the night of SATURDAY, JULY 31 to play some poker and smoke cigars, and thought it would be a nice gift to my friends to hire a young, sexy woman to deal for us - TOPLESS. We are nice, respectful, fun (and funny) 28 year olds from Long Island. Looking for a fun girl who can handle a deck of cards and would deal texas hold'em poker for TWO HOURS (10PM-Midnight) on Saturday July 31. $100 cash for the 2 hours - easy money! Liquor and a cigar are included!
If you think this would be fun and are down for a sexy and funny night, then email me! PLEASE INCLUDE PICTURES! (Face + body).
Thanks guys...
3 comments:
The obvious question, of course: how did you happen to find this ad?
I'm looking to make a little extra $$$$ and...
The boring answer: the link showed showed up on my East Village Twitter feed....
"respectful, fun (and funny) 28 year olds from Long Island " -- I find that to be an oxymoron.
And to sit and be leered at by these schmucks for 2 hours for only a hundred bucks? Try a hundred bucks EACH, gentelmen, and you might actually find some takers.
And you can keep the cigar.
Moron.
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