Some suggestions via Facebook so far include: The Mixerater ... Green Supreme... Blendzie...
Meh. A few names to get everyone warmed up:
• Here Today, Lying in Front of the St. Mark's Church-in-the-Bowery 10 Minutes Later
• Does this Machine Make Me Look Fat?
• FroYuckinator
Isn't this fun?
15 comments:
The SpoogeMeister
Pull My Finger
Paramus Mall Memory Machine
(yes, they come from Paramus: http://16handles.com/press.php)
Gelatinous Milk Product Extruder
The "Imagine how rarely we clean this" machine
The Ice Queen's supple teat
All great choices.
But seriously when is this fucking idiocy going to end. It's a frozen yogurt machine why the fuck does it need a name other than fucking frozen yogurt machine. I think we should start naming all of the turnstiles, metrocard machines and those new parking meter boxes too. The old ones don't need names since they are too old and outdated anyway. And while were at it, why don't we name cash registers, ATMs, vending machines, soda fountains, hot dog carts, regular fountains, fences and subway cars. How can we brand all of those things too. Has the whole world gone insane?
There. I'm done.
2 Girls, 1 FroYo Cup
Lady Gaga?
I always shit 16 inches the next day. Nature's best laxative.
2 FroYo Cups, 1 Girl
Need Insulin?
FroYo: capital F for fat and Y for You
Is there an app for this?
TuttiFattie
The Infantile Machine
iYo
Randall --
Basically I'm all with you, but I think they want a name for their new drink, not the machine.
NYU Juice?
Slush fund baby?
randall, its all about pleasing the kidults...i've been trying to find a list of ingredients for 16 handles...its not easy
YoFrat!
The FroYoer
We're totally going to win the $500. What should we spend it on? A 1/2 day's rent in the Bowery Hotel penthouse?
Fro-getaboutit!
Fro-Up.
Rich Trash Surprise
or how about
NO
Frolishious
Post a Comment