East 12th Street this morning. Waking up on the wrong side of the Honda, via Andrew Adam Newman on Ave C.
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Ken from Ken's Kitchen
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Indeed, EV!
And a box spring that's approx 190 inches long with multi-point fuel injection and 2.4L i-VTEC in-line four-cylinder DOHC with variable valve timing gets great mileage and is perfect for tight EV spaces.
Last night about 11:30 there was a group of hooligans (the all white, college student kind), probably 10 male and two female, walking west on 12th Street, smoking pot, throwing all of the trash around and generally acting like complete morons.
TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO PLACED A GENTLY USED MATTRESS ON TOP OF A RED HONDA CRV LAST EVENING. IF WE CATCH YOU OR FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE WE WILL KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU.
YOURS,
THE EAST 12TH STREET AUXILIARY MATTRESS POLICE/ASSKICKING COMMITTEE
10 comments:
Indeed, EV!
And a box spring that's approx 190 inches long with multi-point fuel injection and 2.4L i-VTEC in-line four-cylinder DOHC with variable valve timing gets great mileage and is perfect for tight EV spaces.
Are those queen or full size airbags?
I rarely take my mattress out of the garage now because of those no good bike lanes!
Where's the mattress police when you need them.
Last night about 11:30 there was a group of hooligans (the all white, college student kind), probably 10 male and two female, walking west on 12th Street, smoking pot, throwing all of the trash around and generally acting like complete morons.
Good thing it wasn't on a Volkswagen, 'caus then it would have been a bedbug.
@ anon 1:23
They've gone soft on this kind of thing... [Offt]
@ anon 2:31
Heh.
TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO PLACED A GENTLY USED MATTRESS ON TOP OF A RED HONDA CRV LAST EVENING. IF WE CATCH YOU OR FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE WE WILL KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU.
YOURS,
THE EAST 12TH STREET AUXILIARY MATTRESS POLICE/ASSKICKING COMMITTEE
Don't fuck with 12th Street
Is it 1800 BEDBUGG for a quick sleep
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