Saturday, January 26, 2013

Woo-en Commission Report: Snow penis outbreak reaching epidemic proportions in the East Village

All sorts of reports coming in this morning about last night's light snowfall.

Per one reader:

Dicks.. dicks.. every...everywhere.... I can't...Hel...

Then the transmission broke off.

East 13th Street.


East Seventh Street


There are even McSorley's branded snow peepees.


East First Street


East Second Street. Where things just got...ugly.


There are more. But you get the idea.

At some point over the next few months of winter, all of us will entertain our worst fears and concerns. But I can also promise you this. Life will go on. We will prevail.

13 comments:

DrBOP said...

I'm a little confused (chorus of friends in background "What's NEW???")......thought the yoots were all non-sexisty these days....

WHY isn't there a FAIR re-presentation ratio of pudendums to penises???

I know Pussy Riot is locked up.....but that's over THERE....this is the EV DAMMIT?

Pussystrators UNITE!

Eden Bee said...

It took me a long time to draw all those genitals to scale. Glad people appreciate it.

EV Grieve said...

@Eden

People do appreciate master craftsmanship! Or is it Crafter Mastmanship?

Either way!

Diane said...

we totally saw penises on cars this morning on 11th st. hahaha

THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N. said...

The Doyenne of Dick!

Anonymous said...

Because of EV Grieve, I actually was on the lookout for the Penistrator crew when I left work last night and was not disappointed. Their handiwork was everywhere!

Crazy Eddie said...

Just in case they are not uniform, there’s always this time proven excuse: “Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it to scale or paint it.”

Anonymous said...

So much for shrinkage...

Dr Gecko said...

Folks, can't we have a little class here?

The plural of "pundendum" is "pundenda." The plural of "penis" is "penes."

Bunch of pussies and dickheads here. Sheesh.

EV Grieve said...

@ Dr Gecko

Well, to be honest, none of this is covered in the Associated Press Stylebook. We're on our own here. They really need to beef up their Penis entry.

Anonymous said...

just an indication of who invade the EV on weekends: dickwads.

Eden Bee said...

The plural of penis is penes? Now I can die happy!

Scooby said...

First time I saw one of these snow-weenies was funny (it was on a cop car). Now - BOR-ING.... (zzzzzzz)