EV Grieve: Headless stuffed animal body found in Tompkins Square Park

Friday, August 2, 2013

EVG reader Chris M. made this ~~grizzly~~ grisly discovery this afternoon in Tompkins Square Park. No one has been blamed — yet.

Marty Wombacher said...: I wish it would've been found in a topless bar. #NYPost; August 2, 2013 at 1:45 PM
Ken from Ken's Kitchen said...: Ugh, that is grisly. Has the Medical Examiner determined cause of death?; August 2, 2013 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said...: Kinda looks like Eeyore meets Care Bear meets Jeffrey Dahmer!; August 2, 2013 at 2:51 PM
patrick10009 said...: Was last seen with a couple of unsavory lookin mob thugs at 7B. I tried to warn him as he staggered out with them but he wouldn't listen...; August 2, 2013 at 5:01 PM
Not Amanda Bynes said...: Yo! See what happenz when you uglies try n slap ma puss? Makin bakin outta you slampigs sizzle mean and sizzle lean! #nowyouknow; August 2, 2013 at 6:05 PM