Sunday, April 14, 2024

Today in awkwardly phrased crime alerts on the Citizen app

This aftenoon on Third and The Bowery, per Citizen.

6 comments:

Sarah said...

As long as it wasn't Ed Wood...

Eden Bee said...

.....on.....my....way......

Anonymous said...

The wood is good.

noble neolani said...

Was he swinging for the bleachers?

Anonymous said...

Color me turned on and out. Meow

XTC said...

When he saw the cops coming he beat it as fast as could.