A note from 'that obnoxious drunk girl'

A resident made this discovery the other morning in an East Village building lobby. A sign placed over the remains of some [redacted] that apparently hit the wall then the floor.

"Sorry guys, Cleaned it up as much as I could. Thanks for being understanding.
xoxo,
That obnoxious drunk girl"

And how was your weekend?

Noted

Ahh! Friday night in the #eastvillage. Guy holds gf head as she pukes in front of @SaintsAlp teahouse, 11pm @evgrieve pic.twitter.com/nZedWyZ4d8

— Tenement City (@tenementcity) August 3, 2013

EV Heave's Super Barf Sunday!

With the start of the college and pro football season this past weekend, revelers/East Village tourists took to the binge drinking and wing eating almost as much as usual! And, alas, some distraught Lions or Raiders or Eagles fan may or may not have taken out his or her misery on the defenseless (except for the anti-skateboarding teeth!) Cooper Union Building...C'mon, they don't even have a football team!

Or! Maybe this is the work of the diabolical Cooper Union serial vomiter!

Anyway, EV Heave has more details, mostly just a photo and the copy above that he or she stole from me. WARNING: A large puddle of you know what awaits you at the end of this link.

Another EV Heave exclusive

EV Heave checks in with a report that Cooper Union officials installed a Vomit Watching Tower atop their academic building this past weekend to help spot the Serial Vomiter. (Of course, this likely isn't true.) Full report here.

An EV Heave update

We haven't heard much lately from our friends over at EV Heave... Rest assured, the Heaver has been busy. Recent updates include:

Ruminating about the Day After (as in St. Patrick's Day)

and most most recently:

All is quiet on the Cooper front