Just in time for Valentine's Day — BLOODWRESTLING

Via the EVG inbox...this is happening tomorrow (Saturday!) night...

BLOODWRESTLING: Valentine's Eve Mas-Sicker with GLOB!
Celebrate and skewer VD Day with GLOB! Live lady warriors, (and lads!) with ridiculous vendettas, who wrestle in fake blood to punk rock! Sports satire, gore galore, mucha lucha gone mas sicker! A show for all of you Heartbreakers & Hellions, in a fantastic, underground L.E.S. theater and performance space w/Full Bar and Art Lounge.

Doors at 9:30 pm, Showtime 10 pm With live music from: DOLPHINS DON'T LOVE and LEA aka ESCAPE ARTIST. Late night Happy Hour after the show.

COW Theater
21 Clinton St. (btwn Stanton & Houston)
$10 (Cash only or use free Square Cash app.)
Sat. 2/13, Door Opens: 9:30 pm
Find more details at the Facebook events page here

Friday Night Bloodwrestling Fight!: Annual Easter vs. Passover Smackdown at sundown!

From the EV Grieve inbox... tomorrow night...

The return of the live lady warriors (and lads)!

Double Down Saloon, 14 Avenue A

*Our Lady of Perpetual PMS and Referee Mike SOS present new, seasonal characters in their ferocious and hilarious matches! Saloon Stigmata edition, set to punk rock. Also starring The Gorgeous LADS of Bloodwrestling.

Men are recommended to come with a female friend.
MIXED event in the spirit of true fun and sports satire!
Anyone disrespectful or disruptive will be removed, perhaps dismembered.
NO A-HOLES, NO D-BAGS!
Claim your ringside seat by the pool of blood at 7:30 pm for the last half hour of the STELLAR Happy Hour.
Showtime at 8pm.
Latecomers suffer possible obstructed views, ridicule.

Live half-time entertainment TBA!

NO COVER, but donations to our fake blood fund appreciated.
21+, ID required

Satirically Yours,
-Our Lady of Perpetual PMS
GLOB! (Gorgeous Ladies of Bloodwrestling)

Here's the Facebook invite.

There will be bloodwrestling tonight...

Via our friend Our Lady of Perpetual PMS and The Gorgeous Ladies of Bloodwrestling...

A few highlights:

7 pm: freaks & fiends mix & mingle for the last hour of the fantastic, cheap happy hour! Grab your poolside seat in the splatter zone!

8 pm: Showtime! Live bloodwrestling with ridiculous characters and vendettas, set to punk rock!

9 pm: Costume contest! Get creative or get bled on.

*Live half-time entertainment by JESSICA DELFINO, the Lower East Side's Queen of The Obscene & original dirty folk rock queen.

And per the invite:

NO COVER, NO ASSHOLES or DOUCHEBAGS!
This is a mixed event. Anyone interfering with the true spirit of fun and sports satire of our underground-themed events will be removed, possibly dismembered.

SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH: The Saloon Stigmata Edition

On Saturday night, The Gorgeous Ladies of Bloodwrestling celebrated (and skewered) Easter and Passover with SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH: The Saloon Stigmata Edition at the Double Down Saloon on Avenue A... Among those present for this sports satire: Our Lady of Perpetual PMS, Referee Mike SOS (SOS, Seizure Crypt), Shesus Christ, Challah Back Girl, The Angel of Death and The Gorgeous LADS of Bloodwrestling ...

Stacie Joy was there to capture the good times ... and fake blood...