Saturday's parting shot

Aka today in photos of ruthless cyborgs serving the Galactic Empire. 

Photo on Seventh Street by Derek Berg.

The power of the dark side: Did you take a Darth Vader bag last night from Manitoba's?

Via Craigslist:

Darth Vader bag taken from Manitoba's bar - w4m (Lower East Side)

Date: 2011-09-03, 6:32AM EDT

I'm a bartender at Manitoba's. A friends bag was taken while she was sitting at the bar on Friday night on September 2nd. Whether it was taken by accident or not is not really important. There was no money or profitable property so there is nothing to gain. However there was an important notebook, keys and an important form. I'm offering a reward of $50 no questions asked if you drop the bag by the bar for Xandra. Thank you

Uncool. And, alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory.

I recommend returning the bag.

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