Wednesday, July 24, 2013

East Village resident wants 'female hipster' to moon him for 3 seconds

Courtesy of Gawker, we learned about the existence of this real or fake Craigslist ad...

Mooned by female hipster
I know, I know. Strangest fetish ever. But I can't successfully talk myself out of it, so I'm hoping to craigslist it into enactment.

What I'm hoping (but not exactly expecting) to find is an attractive-ish female who is either a hipster or who possesses the wardrobe and willingness to fake it, who will consent to moon me for a fee.

I am able to host this encounter at my place in the East Village or willing to travel virtually anywhere else you'd prefer. Chaperones are perfectly welcome. The entire transaction would consist of me handing you cash in advance followed by you mooning me for approximately three seconds. The entire encounter needn't last more than five minutes, awkward introductions included. No photography, no commercial aspect, no contact whatsoever.

12 comments:

Glenn Belverio said...

Sounds like a great chance for Katie Holmes to pick up a little extra cash in between takes of "Mania Days"...

Big Brother said...

Too bad the NOTORIOUS B.Y.N.E.S. is in a California boobie hatch, this would be right up her alley!

Anonymous said...

We are all doomed. Every last one of us.

nygrump said...

I kind of like this guy, he's very specific, knows just what he wants. A strip show won't do it. A woman once flashed her boobs at me from the 3rd floor and so I kind of get what this guy is seeking. The guy is embracing his inner perv, and it doesn't hurt anyone. I'm curious what he's willing to pay! If anyone agrees to do this, they should control the space, otherwise they might be on candid camera, and end up youtube fodder.

esquared™ said...

Maybe the same finance guy looking for a roommate who would walk around in her undies, for a marked-down rent.

http://evgrieve.com/2009/04/i-would-like-you-to-be-slim-attractive.html

http://evgrieve.com/2010/01/busy-finance-guy-on-st-marks-place.html

~evilsugar25 said...

i'm curious what the "hipster wardrobe" he's looking for consists of.

esquared™ said...

Or it could be Carlos Danger. Good day.

Anonymous said...

and you wonder why we end up with deviants running for Mayor?

Officer Friendly! said...

Maybe posted by some lazy cop in vice.

THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N. said...

@evilsugar Any chick from Suicide Girls.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, thanks for posting this.
Like I can't go onto craigslist and just read all this stuff myself, all night long.
Hmm... I know what I'm doing tonight.

Not Carlos Danger said...

He should try his luck on Twitter.