Thursday, April 23, 2009

"I would like you to be a slim attractive girl who is OK with occasionally walking around or hanging out in her underwear"


Nerve brings several Craigslist ads to our attention, including this one:

$130 Unique offer for a unique woman (East Village)

Many of you who read this ad are going to find it very offensive. Please understand that while this offer might not work for you, there are people out there in this world that have different levels of comfort with certain ideas that might be offensive to the majority of the population.

I got this idea from an article in Time Out New York that I read a while ago. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment that I inherited and now own. I live alone in the East Village, and have an empty bedroom and a lot of space. I am offering the empty room w/private bathroom for only $130 a month. Here is the catch...of course there is a catch. I'm a white late 20's guy that works in finance. I work A LOT and therefore my social life has become nonexistent. So, I want to add a little bit of excitement to my life. I would like to rent the room to a woman between the age of 18-27.

You should be a free spirited, liberal minded person who is very open minded. I would like you to be a slim attractive girl who is OK with occasionally walking around or hanging out in her underwear <---yes...that would be the slightly crazy part.

I would never ask you to strip or do anything at all. You must be someone who occasionally walks around like that and is ok with me being around when you do. I know this is a strange arrangement, but like I said earlier, I am trying to add some exitement to my life:) I am not looking for anything to develop into a relationship, or to have you start acting like a girlfriend. If you are interested, send me an email so I can discuss it further with you. There is no sexual contact or anything involved. I WOULD NEED THE ARRANGEMENT TO BE 100% CONFIDENTIAL. I know that it makes no sense to put my pic on here if I want it to be confidential, but I figured it was a necessary risk to take if I wanted solid responses. If you are interested please send me your pic. It does not have to be a provocative pic. But a body pic would help.

The apartment is huge-near St Marks. The kitchen is big...very bright living area. The room for rent is very big too AND HAS ITS OWN BATHROOM. I don't need the money which is why I am able to do this. The $130 is just a nice round number I came up with. PLEASE do NOT respond by saying "WHY WOULD A GUY AS GOOD LOOKING AS YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS". We all have our reasons.....Thanks
-Keith

10 comments:

Alex in NYC said...

Mindblowingly pathetic.

Interested party said...

I admire his honesty

Ken Mac said...

and sadly, he will get many takers...

Eden Bee said...

I wonder if he would be satisfied with the "underwear" being those pajamas with the feet attached to them at the bottom..

The New York Experience said...

Takes a lot of balls to do this...

Anonymous said...

How effing sleazy, if "Keith" is willing to exploit someone's need for housing with this kind of bullshit he needs serious help. If you have a thing for women walking around your apartment in their underwear (and what het male doesn't) get a girlfriend or at least a hooker if you're so busy, you freak!

EV Grieve said...

By the way, in the future, I need to see a body pic of anyone who wants to comment here. It does not have to be provocative.

PS
Eden -- Heh!

esquared said...

i'll leave a body pic -- for $130

Melanie said...

My body is in my blog....

Anonymous said...

this ad has been appearing on craigslist in one form or another for at least 6 years - tho i'd imagine longer. (craigslistNY is, i think, 9 years old?)