Monday, December 9, 2013

Craigslist ad of the day



We'll keep this in the ad's all-cap style… and presented without comment...

LOCATED IN MANHATTANS HIPSTER TERRITORY!!! YOU NEED NOT SAY MORE ABOUT THIS GEM....!!CAN YOU IMAGINE WALKING TWO OR THREE BLOCKS TO CLASSES... HANGING OUT LATE NIGHT....THEN WALKING HOME.... DOING THE DOUBLE HEEL TAP IN THE AIR!!! HAHAHA!!! JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED!! "I THINK THIS SPELLS SATISFACTION FOR ME AND MY ROOMIE!!!!

Uh, WOOOOOOO?

[H/T Bagel Guy]

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did a crazy granny write this copy? lol

Ken from Ken's Kitchen said...

SOUNDS SWANKY! AND NEARBY ALL THE GIN MILLS!

blue glass said...

oh my god!
whatever will this listing attract?
a hipster student under 7 years old who can't walk more then 3 blocks because they are so high?
and that spells satisfaction?


Anonymous said...

It's basically an invitation to the scourge of the earth to come on in. Good job realtor!

Anonymous said...

Annoying ad, but if the apartment is decent, it's actually a pretty good price. Sad but true.

Anonymous said...

It's actually more than a good price for a conv2 on 10th. Makes me suspect it's a bait ad.

RJJNY said...

Can't beat this specious studio on Orchard: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/abo/4228458480.html

Jill said...

Isn't a "convertible" 2br actually a 2 room apartment, probably with a tiny kitchenette in the corner of one of those rooms. 350 sq ft tops. I would guess.