We'll keep this in the ad's all-cap style… and presented without comment...
LOCATED IN MANHATTANS HIPSTER TERRITORY!!! YOU NEED NOT SAY MORE ABOUT THIS GEM....!!CAN YOU IMAGINE WALKING TWO OR THREE BLOCKS TO CLASSES... HANGING OUT LATE NIGHT....THEN WALKING HOME.... DOING THE DOUBLE HEEL TAP IN THE AIR!!! HAHAHA!!! JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED!! "I THINK THIS SPELLS SATISFACTION FOR ME AND MY ROOMIE!!!!
Uh, WOOOOOOO?
[H/T Bagel Guy]
8 comments:
Did a crazy granny write this copy? lol
SOUNDS SWANKY! AND NEARBY ALL THE GIN MILLS!
oh my god!
whatever will this listing attract?
a hipster student under 7 years old who can't walk more then 3 blocks because they are so high?
and that spells satisfaction?
It's basically an invitation to the scourge of the earth to come on in. Good job realtor!
Annoying ad, but if the apartment is decent, it's actually a pretty good price. Sad but true.
It's actually more than a good price for a conv2 on 10th. Makes me suspect it's a bait ad.
Can't beat this specious studio on Orchard: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/abo/4228458480.html
Isn't a "convertible" 2br actually a 2 room apartment, probably with a tiny kitchenette in the corner of one of those rooms. 350 sq ft tops. I would guess.
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