Heh.
Thanks to the EVG reader who spotted this (hopefully!) under-renovation studio at 70 E. Seventh St. for rent on Streeteasy.
Think about having an ax and a mirror at the ready when checking the place out… never know when there might be an alien probe…
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I believe that's actually a massive funnel that leads from the freezer all the way to the rooftop party; it feeds cold beer baby-bird style to the flock of open mouthed bros anxiously awaiting nourishment. This way, they don't have to lose valuable time going back and forth into the apartment that can be better spent high fiving other bros, and potentially miss an opportunity to scream 'FUCKIN AYYYYY, DEEEED; NOW IT'S A FUH-KINNN-PAR-TAYY' at the top of their lungs when they look down and spot their fellow bro puking on your stoop at 3:30AM.
more proof that landlords need not put any effort into a place, it will rent to an NYU regardless of how crappy the photos are.
ON MY WAY BACK!
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