Monday, November 2, 2015

Noted



EVG contributor Derek Berg spotted this new living room ensemble at Whole Foods Market® Bowery ...



The sign asks for people to "treat this furniture as you would your own" this holiday season. How will this turn out???

15 comments:

BagelGuy said...

Treat it as you would your own? Does this mean the furniture will be discarded in front of my store when the nest semester ends?

Scuba Diva said...

Yeah, good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

Whole Foods must be more desperate than I ever realized.

Anonymous said...

Gee just like Friends........

Anonymous said...

I pray they sprayed it for bedbugs.

DrGecko said...

I poop on my furniture.

I don't have any visitors.

Anonymous said...

Waiting for them to remove the rug which I tripped over.

Anonymous said...

Is that a pullout sofa there? zzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

I don't want to feel at home at Whole Foods. I want to feel like I am in a well-run grocery store. You take care of the grocery store part, I'll take care of my own feel-at-home needs. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Feels like something conjured up by some marketing grunt who graduated college last week.

Makeout said...

Where's the fucking ashtray? You expect me to use the floor like some kind of barbarian?

Anonymous said...

Discarded in front of your store by your customers is my guess.

Anonymous said...

Do they provide coasters, or do we have to bring our own?

Anonymous said...

More seating to eat ridiculously over priced prepared foods with the new residents of the LES

Anonymous said...

I hope they're open on Thanksgiving - I'll be there w/ lots of extended family & we gonna get INTO IT.