We're hesitant to write anymore about
this ongoing
atrocity versus architecture... However, it is our duty to file this report... As we worldwide
exclusively reported last Friday,
someone in recent weeks has turned the new Cooper Union academic building into his or her own private vomitorium... We hoped that these were merely isolated incidents,
perhaps... perhaps just an extra vicious pub crawl, extended game of flip cup or soapy batch of McSorley's...
No. The Vomitrator is getting dangerous, empowered by the publicity we so willingly heaped upon this sick individual.
As seen Sunday morning...
And, for any of you skeptics who thinks that the
Yeti is a myth or believes that balding comes from your mom’s side (or wearing hats), here is further evidence that someone (or
thing) is chundering on the Coop... the outline of previous puking sessions as seen here in Exhibits A through E:
We're curious what will happen next.
Will the Cooper Union beef up security, particularly after happy hour? Or will The Vomitrator be free to strike again? Given the number of bars/tourists/students in this region, can
anything stop The Vomitrator?