As you can see, someone has slapped a sticker across Zoltar's name here outside Gem Spa... AGAIN. (See here.)
"Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on everyones [sic] soul."
Unfortunately in America today, fortune teller machines do not enjoy the same freedoms as everyone else, and find themselves at the mercy of religious extremists. Or, at the very least, the target of people brandishing "Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on everyones [sic] soul" stickers.
14 comments:
so very lame. why are these people here in Sin City, harassing us?
Zoltar is my personal Jesus. Please stop stickering him or he will send your ass straight to a fiery inferno some people call hell.
I wonder if Zoltar saw it coming?
I'm sorry, putting up a sign makes you a zealot? What are you going to do when some radical Muslim decides to blow him up? You'll pine for the days of typo-laden signs expressing free speech with just speech.
There's no Jesus...he's a figment of the imaginations of various churches trying to separate you from your dollars. Remember, kids...you heard it hear first.
Don't forget anti 7-11 zealots, who are truly lame
hear = here
My proof-reader is on vacation.
Some anonymous commenter has an ax to grind lately. Anti-Howl Festival, anti-No 7-Eleven...
"ALL HAIL ZOLTAR"!!! I would call for a Smiting of those infidels who defile his sacred temple!!!
My bumper sticker says: ZOLTAR LOVES YOU
Wow, pretty sad that in 2013 East Village, this is what passes for interesting. Really sucks.
Let's discuss the jerk on E 6th St between 3rd and 2nd who won't clean up after their dog.
Hmmm, now where did I put my "WWZD" bracelet...?
@Anon. 8;31, why don't you go back to the colorless suburbia in which you were obviously spawned, given your fondness for sterile and culture-free 7-11s, and leave those of us battling to retain some of the flavor of old New York be? You really are tiresomely repetitive - sort of like a human chain store.
All hail Zoltar! Zoltar leads the way! (along with the Rangers)
Zoltar guides us through the hazzards of life and leads us to lie down in green pastures.. (without cow poop)
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