I was using LinkNYC on Monday morning to surf the Dark Web - that's when the best Groupons on Propofol drop - when Eden slammed the door shut, trapping me inside for days. I screamed for help, I pulled the emergency break, I threw a gasoline filled tire around my neck and lit it ablaze to send smoke signals. But nobody would look up from their damn phones and help me.
Left with no choice, I bought a mid-sized child army on the Silk Road, armed them to the teeth with AK47s and put those minors back to work! The child soldiers shot me a path to freedom. The only trouble is I couldn't get the shackles back on their little ankles quick enough and they ran into the park.
Nothing good comes of these LinkNYC portals to hell.
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I was using LinkNYC on Monday morning to surf the Dark Web - that's when the best Groupons on Propofol drop - when Eden slammed the door shut, trapping me inside for days. I screamed for help, I pulled the emergency break, I threw a gasoline filled tire around my neck and lit it ablaze to send smoke signals. But nobody would look up from their damn phones and help me.
Left with no choice, I bought a mid-sized child army on the Silk Road, armed them to the teeth with AK47s and put those minors back to work! The child soldiers shot me a path to freedom. The only trouble is I couldn't get the shackles back on their little ankles quick enough and they ran into the park.
Nothing good comes of these LinkNYC portals to hell.
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