Take the jitney to 4th Street tomorrow!

Here are details via the EVG inbox about the First Annual Fuck the Hamptons Party... happening tomorrow (Saturday!) at 5 p.m. on the stoop of the KGB Bar. 

Performances include:

• New Orleans jazz sax by Calvin Johnson 

• Belly Dancing by Amanda 

• Prohibition classics by Heidi and Benno 

• Avant-garde performance by Dodi and Johnny 

• HAIKUS ON DEMAND by LA Markuson and Ars Poetica! 

• And more! 

• Hosted by Tony Perrottet

KGB Bar is at 85 E. Fourth St. between Second Avenue and the Bowery.