Thursday, May 2, 2024

He has risen

Top photo by Stacie Joy; second pic by Steven 

The fellow "looking for a girlfriend" is now "looking for the perfect woman." And the flyers seem to be posted about every five feet along Avenue A.

(What the &*&^%&* we are talking about here)...

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nooooooooooo!

Anonymous said...

I hope he doesn't just rush into something on the rebound.

Anonymous said...

OMG HE'S BACK

ck said...

LOL! almost peed in my pants tooo funny

Anonymous said...

Good to know he made it through the pandemic and is looking well.

Anonymous said...

does he look the same or did he just not update the photo?

Exterminator said...

perfect woman? get a blowup doll

Anonymous said...

Seriously? Still? Dude.

Anonymous said...

He's revolting 🤢

Anonymous said...

Someone is still a little desperate.

Carol from East 5th Street said...

I guess he thinks he's a perfect man?

Anonymous said...

Yes, I do!

Anonymous said...

How utterly unimaginative and just plain dumb.

Anonymous said...

He hasn't aged a day, talk about perfect!!

Anonymous said...

Come on, man. Resort to dating apps like the rest of us. This is just lazy and stupid.

Metaphorical toilet said...

Rooting for this man even if the phrasing is odd, haters just mad they’re not getting laid on the apps

Anonymous said...

Don’t let him paint your apartment- his side jig when he’s not girlfriend hunting - he’s terrible.

Mark said...

This cringe worthy tactic reminds me of the 90's & early aughts when people would post an advertisement on a cafe bulletin board searching for a roommate or offering a service such as playing the guitar. It's inconceivable this man seems to think that women would take this seriously in 2024.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you must be a newbie.

Anonymous said...

Overuse of dude is so a century ago

Anonymous said...

Y'all taking this way too seriously. Chill, it's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Well, newbie-dude. This dude's been doing this flyer thingy fer years and he's a real creep.

Scuba Diva said...

I guess he figures it worked before; I hope someone reports this waste of paper, though.

Anonymous said...

I saw his ad on a utility pole and was considering ripping it down.

Scuba Diva said...

On May 7th at 12:4 PM, Anonymous quoth:

I saw his ad on a utility pole and was considering ripping it down.

Confession: I have ripped several down.