Your friend was passed out - you wanted the ride - m4w - 30 (East Village)
Date: 2010-10-20, 12:43PM EDT
Saturday 1am, you were 3 girls, 1 of which wasn't feeling well. I'm one of the 3 guys that were waiting for you to get in the car to take you home, but your friend started throwing up.
I'd love to get to know you.
sat night L train, you're indian - w4m (East Village)
you got on the L train at bedford, and I got off at 1st avenue. I was with a guy who seemed like my boyfriend, but he was just a friend. And you and I kept making eye contact, and I didn't know what to do. If you read this, let's chat! I thought you were hot!
Bicyclist Saves Girl w. Luggage - w4m - 24 (East Village)
A thank you to the nice man in a gray hoodie and red scarf who used his bicycle to block me from the angry homeless man outside my building as I struggled to get my luggage through the door.
Let the weary traveler buy you a drink?
To the guy who spit on me last night - w4m - 21 (East Village)
Date: 2010-10-05, 2:40PM EDT
Me: standing on the platform of the L train at Union Square, harmlessly kissing my companion.
You: Absolutely fucking batshit.
I have no idea what prompted this, but thanks for coming up and spitting in our faces. I really appreciated your saliva in my eye. It really made the mood all the more special.
Apartment Eviction Sale - He Didn't Pay His Rent So We Through Him Out (East 2nd Street)
Date: 2010-10-02, 4:32PM EDT
Former tenant has been evicted from a one bedroom apartment and his property has been defaulted. Mostly furniture, home electronics, bedroom set, living room items and more. List is below. Email for prices.
Rolling Executive Office Chair
Small Glass Top Computer Desk With Slide Out Draw
Simple and easy design. Metal frame with glass top. Has locking rolling coasters.
Rustic, Old Fashion Wooden Rocking Chair
Great chair. Sturdy. Very rustic and old fashioned like the ones used in old western movies. Unfinished dark brown wood.
Six Draw Computer Desk
Great desk. Very good shape. Has six draws. One can be used with hanging file folders if you wish. Solid construction in oak.
Black Stained Bi Folding Kitchen Table
Sturdy kitchen table only two years old. Black linear and fold down on both ends. Fit’s into many spaces.
Folded is 30 1/2 inches wide and 23 inches long. Unfolded is 48 inches long.
Five Level Storage Shelf – Very Durable And Sturdy. Used In Grocery Store.
Wood. 5 levels. Used as a backery rack in local grocery store. Just $25
Antique Chinese Village Montage From The 1960’s
A great piece for any space. Especially for those individuals who enjoy Asian art. Piece is made in three dimensional art form enclosed in a wooden and glass casing.
RCA Subwoofer / Speaker Combo System
Combination 2 way speaker system with integrated subwoofer in a divided enclosure and separate wire connections. Model RS2604.
Main driver = 25 watts Subwoofer = 50 watts
In good condition. One cabinet has a small piece detached but is held together with hi tinsel tape. It does not affect the performance of the speaker / sub system at all.
Vintage Green Hippie 5 Draw Dresser
A great vintage dresser from the later 60”s / early 70’s era. Green stained with vintage design. Still very durable but a great piece if you’re into eccentric furniture.
Full Size, Hand Painted Floral Female Mannequin
This uniquely painted mannequin is full size and sure to be a topic of conversation in any apartment or home. Painted from neck to toe (there is no head) Even her high heel shoes are painted. Arms and hands are detachable. Can also split in to at the waist.
Beautiful Persian girl waiting for L (my friend got sick) - m4w - 29 (East Village)
Date: 2010-09-26, 11:26AM EDT
We started talking and kind of hit it off. Then we got on the subway car and my friend got sick. Obviously it was just strait up awkward / inappropriate to ask for you number. I remember your name, job etc... so we'll leave that as confirmation if you actually end up reading this and replying.
You were riding your bike down 2nd ave. Chastizing a cab as he turned - m4w (East Village)
Date: 2010-09-16, 10:01AM EDT
The cab was making a left on 6th street I believe and you turned slightly while shouting at him to recognize the bike lane. I told you I empathized. It's happened to me a few times. Then you rode south on 2nd Ave. You're feisty and beautiful. Hope you I hear from you.
My partner and I are offering this vastly reduced rent because we would like to maintain access to the room in question. We lead an 'alternative' lifestyle, and use the room to host fetish and bdsm themed photo/video shoots and sessions . It is our photo studio basically. Nothing illegal and absolutely no sex will take place in your living space. We will not ask you to participate, only to shift to another room from time to time, and we will thoroughly clean the room every time we use it. We also rarely use the space for more than two or three hours at a time.
need wild, "party girl" types for reality-show pilot (East Village)
Date: 2010-08-22, 9:15AM EDT
Talent must be:
Over 18
Physically perfect/gorgeous (we decide, not you)
WILD (willing to do ANYTHING nonadult on camera)
Fame-hungry attention-whore types
Intelligent
Able to make viral videos/taped audition (required)
Willing to be the target of "sexy" humor
For consideration, please submit the following:
Resume/portfolio
Reels
Link to active video channel or one homemade video
Statement of age (be 18+)
Contact information
As you may be called shortly after submitting, please be ready to speak, and ready to tape a brief video audition.
Magic The Gathering... - m4w - 27 (East Village)
I want you to tap my mana till I'm all tapped out. Be my Exalted Angel, I'll be your Dark Confidant. Take my Rod of Ruin deep into your Karplusan Forest.
Come on, baby. Let's make some magic.
Hey there. About 10 of my good friends and I are getting together on the night of SATURDAY, JULY 31 to play some poker and smoke cigars, and thought it would be a nice gift to my friends to hire a young, sexy woman to deal for us - TOPLESS. We are nice, respectful, fun (and funny) 28 year olds from Long Island. Looking for a fun girl who can handle a deck of cards and would deal texas hold'em poker for TWO HOURS (10PM-Midnight) on Saturday July 31. $100 cash for the 2 hours - easy money! Liquor and a cigar are included!
If you think this would be fun and are down for a sexy and funny night, then email me! PLEASE INCLUDE PICTURES! (Face + body).
Thanks guys...
We were across the aisle from each other in the dressing room. After a few minutes I realized my curtain was cracked and you could see all of me. First I was embarrassed and then I noticed that you had opened your curtain so I could see you too. I wanted nothing more than to sneak into your dressing room and eat your pussy until you came again and again. I can't get that beautiful image of you out of my head!
You were wearing a skirt and black/gray backpack and. Sadly, I missed you when you left. I would love to see you again! xoxo
GREAT LOCATION, A FEW SHORT BLOCKS TO L TRAIN (NOT STUYVESANT TOWN)
To every man who works at Trader Joes on 14th - w4m (Union Square) - m4w (East Village)
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We love you, too.
And to clear something up: Not everyone likes to talk much. Odds are that the employee liked you but felt uncomfortable asking for your number at work. When in doubt, make the offer yourself.
The guys I work with are a pretty great group, most with college degrees, some with grad degrees. They're artists and musicians and writers and actors and comedians and models and rappers and photographers and filmmakers. Smart, guys creative guys doing manual labor, and sometimes, you have to ask them yourself.
You should give a name. TJ's Missed Connections often end well.
Seeking former Gorilla Coffee baristas/roasters/coffee-house employees we are looking for you!
A brand new establishment in the heart of the East Village promising to pay top dollar to former employees of Gorilla Coffee (in Park Slope).
We would love to offer you a new opportunity at a new coffee house which promises fair management.
Please respond with a resume as well as the time period that you were employed at Gorilla.
momofuku milk bar seeks JUNIOR MANAGER (east village & midtown)
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Date: 2010-04-05, 9:02PM EDT
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Momofuku is an award-winning and high-volume restaurant group (Noodle Bar, Ssam Bar, Ko, Ma Peche, Milk Bar).
Our team is young, fast-paced and hard-working.
We value organization and attention to detail.
Momofuku Milk Bar is a collaborative environment, drawing talent from those who have worked at places like bouley, del posto, diner, eleven madison park, jacques torres, magnolia bakery, nobu downtown and wd-50.
We are looking for a junior manager! Must have 24/7 availability.
We manage the day-to-day operations of both milk bars (east village and midtown).
We love our job and are looking for like minded, hard working individuals that are up for any job, big or small.
We are growing and would love to hire people who want to grow with us.
Suitcase with $78,383 inside (Lower East Side)
Date: 2010-03-28, 5:10AM EDT
I thought I would at least post this. If you can describe the other items inside I will return. If not I am taking to the Police and after no one claims it I think I can legally own this. It is real hard posting this. But I know it is the right thing to do.
So you write back with the descriptions.
Color of Briefcase:
How many combinations on the suitcase/ bill types:
Other items inside:
My girlfriend is shaking her head and staring at me as I post this....i think it is the right thing to do.
this is your bartender speaking.
i really, truly believe you stole my jacket. because someone did. and you left abruptly before finishing a beer of which you first complained about the price then borrowed money to buy. you also made a quip about not being easily identified at a crime scene.
i don't care about either of you, but please leave my jacket at the bar sometime soon. unless you threw it in a city trash can on the corner once you realized no one would leave anything valuble in an unattended jacket.
who knows, maybe you fucks are wearing my pressed powder & eyeliner. jokes on you tomorrow at school - that shits waterproof and i'm willing to bet college boys don't know how to properly wash their face.
there are two possible endings to this story - i see my jacket again, or you're smart enough not to walk back into the bar and hope i don't recognize your shitty prepubescent patchy facial hair on the street.
kisses!
$2600 / 1br - **FLOORPLAN** 3/15-- Gut renovated 700sf 1br w/ SS Kitchen *No Fee* (East Village)
***************NEW TO MARKET*****************
This Apartment is currently being completely gut renovated by a professional company. I would describe it as a premium renovation. Huge 1 br apartment with very large closet in bedroom, large living room. Kitchen will have stainless steel appliances, marble bathroom, the works. Great price on a fantastic first floor 1br in Prime East Village just 1 block to L train. Close landmarks include Redhead, numerous bodegas, Duane Reade, multiple laundromats (one literally right across the street), too much fun to name. As I said, apartment is being gut renovated so its not very photogenic right now, but if you're interested I can show you a completed unit.
