Thursday, June 3, 2010

Lost: An orange, white and blue glass pin (head of a man)

I've been thinking about this handwritten note that I saw attached to a building on Ninth Street near First Avenue yesterday ...



The writing reminds of a relative on my mom's side of the family... I recall him being lonely and sad all the time. I recall that he made little circles to dot his i's. I thought he did that to try to cheer himself up. I'd like to know more about the lost pin. I thought about calling the number several times, but couldn't do it.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

10th Street, 6:33 p.m., June 2



On the set of "Something Borrowed" at Renwick Triangle.

When the Dead Apple Tours limo dies





On Second Street and Avenue A tonight.

Noted


From The Wall Street Journal:

Condo prices, as measured by square foot, were down 14.9% in March compared with the same month a year ago. In fact, prices declined in seven of the eight neighborhoods tracked by Radar Logic. The biggest decline was on the Upper East Side, where average prices fell 28.8% to $925.93 a square foot. The only neighborhood that posted an increase in prices was the East Village/Lower East Side, where prices per square foot rose 1% to $903.64.

Your guide to the doomed corners of the Bowery

It's challenging to remember all the change coming to what's left of the Bowery... so, a recap, starting next to the New Museum...

1) Speaking of the New Museum, they bought the former restaurant supply company at 231 Bowery here back in September 2008 for $16.6 million, according to the Times. Museum officials said they'd use the top floors for offices and storage and lease out the groundfloor to retail...



2) The parcel of land across the street from the New Museum has nearly 67,000 square feet of buildable space -- six lots on the Bowery at Prince Street... and it has been on the market...the Bari family has owned the property since the 1940s...



3) Eater reported last week that a new restaurant is taking over part of the Sunshine Hotel annex at 245 Bowery at Stanton Street...



4) At 57 Bond at the Bowery (your "new intersection of cool")... the former WaMu bank branch can be yours for retail... Seems like a 1,000 years ago when a Sunoco was on this corner.



5) 325 Bowery at Second Street will become the latest manly-man eatery/bar from Taavo Somer and William Tigertt...



6) I don't know about the southwest corner of the Bowery and Great Jones... can't image this will be an empty lot for too much longer...



7) As I reported last week, the space is available immediately at 348-352 Bowery, which includes the corner lot...



8) The former Salvation Army East Village Residence at 347 Bowery was primed to become an upscale sushi place, but the Koi people decided against it... still for the taking...



9) And as it has been reported this week, 2 Cooper Square will have apartments for upwards of $20,000 a month.



Plus:

10) The White House at 338-340 Bowery is doomed... The four-story building erected in 1916 now serves as a hostel as well as a permanent home for a handful of low-income residents. It is destined to become a hotel...

11) The former Amato Opera building is now taking offers for use as a restaurant...

12) 250 Bowery is a stalled hotel project that is now a hole in the ground... As BoweryBoogie put it: "A dormant pit of doom defined by overgrowth, rusty steel pylons, and errant trash."



13) How about the northwest corner of Houston and the Bowery where Shepard Fairey is getting tagged now? Jeremiah has more on the history (and future) of this space....

And this is just from Prince to Fourth Street... keep going south and you'll find more disturbing closures and developments... BoweryBoogie has been all over this...

Not even a new dickchicken on one of these corners makes me smile anymore...

How to sell the Bowery today

Here's the brochure for the retail space at 231 Bowery... I don't think it needs any narration from me...






The last days of the Downtown Auto and Tire?

As I mentioned, the whole parcel at 348-352 Bowery is up for grabs... the listing says this 800-square-feet of outdoor space is available... and that restaurants are welcome...

While on the Bowery, I figure it's time to start documenting Downtown Auto and Tire at Great Jones... oddly enough, I didn't see one person here while I took these shots... it was as if the workers had already been banished from the new Bowery...










I imagine the new neighbors here with westward-facing windows don't care much for this view...



Previously on EV Grieve:
Please meet the next corner of the Bowery primed for something luxurious

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded

One last thing about corners on the Bowery... here at Bleecker, above Double Crown (these are older photos... they've gussied up the front since these were taken...)




For months I've been looking at that Star Wars pinball machine up on the second floor...





I walk by here a lot... and I've never seen anyone playing the damn thing...It just sits there, posing. A forgotten toy. Something to show off to the world below.

Then I realized the apartment is for sale (almost on the market for three months) ... and the pinball machine is there to -- possibly! -- lure in wealthy geeks...

It's listed at $2.6 million (the home, not the pinball machine):

BEAUTIFUL NEWLY RENOVATED FULL FLOOR LOFTS AT BOWERY AND BLEECKER
2 Bedroom 2 Bathroom, Private Keyed elevator and washer/dryer! This amazing loft at Bowery and Bleecker combines Landmark Status and Modern Luxury. Originally constructed in 1866 and now meticulously recrafted and enhanced, this full floor loft has 14’ floor to ceiling windows on both the North and East sides, with the finest modern interiors.

Features: 14’ ceilings, fabulous Poliform kitchens accented with Corian counter tops featuring Miele appliances, Sub Zero and Bosch technology. Each unit comes with a pre-wired sound system and 50” plasma TV, California Closets, PRIVATE key lock elevator and video security. You’ll enjoy amazing light & views, an inviting and totally livable layout, all in the epicenter of Downtowns most exciting neighborhood.


And not a word about the pinball machine in the pitch!

PS
Here are some photos of the unit ... the two renderings are entertaining ...and the pinball machine makes an appearance here...





The last one is my favorite. Looks like a comfy position to read a book, dude...what, accidentally sit on one of the GF's stiletto heels?



Anyway, Star Wars pinball? Half-naked women in towels? I'm shocked this placed hasn't already been sold...

Atop the Bowery one day a few years back

Here's a photo from Docman's Flickr account looking south on the Bowery from Fourth Street... you can see the Sunoco station on the right... where 57 Bond is now... and, well...no Bowery Hotel on the left, Avalon Bowery Place ... I don't know the exact date of this shot...but it's not that old, though it seems like a few lifetimes ago...

World Famous Pee Phone getting competition



We'll be keeping an eye on this upstart on Third Avenue near 12th Street.

Previously on EV Grieve:
New prices for the world famous Pee Phone wiped away

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay...It's a death row pardon two minutes too late



Thanks to New York magazine for including my Pirates of the Yunnibbean post in their Neighborhood Watch feature this week... (And thanks to EV Grieve reader Pinhead for the link...)

Noted



"Downtown Girls," MTV's new reality show about a group of friends living and loving on the Lower East Side, debuts tonight on MTV. The Times was unkind to the show in its review. "Someone called Shallon is hung up on a younger guy who lives with his parents in Jersey (yup, Jersey). She asks rhetorical questions as she looks intently at her laptop."

And EV Grieve readers had this to say the last time this show was mentioned hereabouts:

Anonymous said...
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die .....seriously.

APRIL 27, 2010 3:42 PM
hf said...
Can I stop vomiting yet?

APRIL 27, 2010 3:42 PM
eveats said...
Dude... Really?!?

APRIL 27, 2010 4:41 PM
esquared said...
gurj? shallon? klo? where's smurfette?

APRIL 27, 2010 4:50 PM
Anonymous said...
Can I move to Brooklyn yesterday, please?

APRIL 27, 2010 7:00 PM
Karate Boogaloo said...
Holy christ...has HBO started a lawsuit yet? This makes Sex In the City, dare I say it, look positively intellectual. Wow...fucking wow...what a pile of shit.

APRIL 27, 2010 8:11 PM
creature said...
I need those two minutes back. Yikes.

APRIL 27, 2010 8:56 PM
buffi said...
speechless.

APRIL 29, 2010 8:20 AM
Anonymous said...
Does someone actually find these people attractive? Even the Jersey Shore kids had more to offer.

Your chance to be Tom Cruise's neighbor

As you may know, Tom Cruise owns several units in the American Felt Building on 13th Street and Fourth Avenue ... and when the Cruise clan is in town, here's where they stay... Anyway! There's a new listing in the building for an 1,100-foot, one-bedroom home for $1.2 million...

Per Sotheby's:

Located in Union Square, in a hot village location, this rarely available open and airy 1,180+/- sq ft loft, features a large foyer, living room with a natural gas exterior vent fireplace, dining area, sleek open kitchen with a Bosch Dishwasher, Viking Range and GE Refrigerator, Maytag Washer & Dryer, a master bedroom with an extraordinary bath featuring a double sink, separated toilet area with Waterworks tiles and shower fixtures. This loft also offers beautiful original hardwood floors, excellent closet space, soaring 13 ft ceilings, oversized windows with open City views from South and West exposures and an extra storage room in in the basement designated to the usage of the unit, make this loft a perfect downtown home. The loft is located in the 1909 American Felt building, a full service condominium with a well maintained common roof deck and a garden.


Here are real photos of the apartment with what could be if you were neighbors...







Previously on EV Grieve:
When 2-3 apartments in the same building just aren't enough