Regardless, please don't let your overactive, sensationalist minds think this is something about, say, grave robbing or zombies or explosives ... We're certain there's a logical explanation for this... Like!
a) Routine cemetery maintenance
b) A new theme bar called Lucky Stiffs
c) Hyperlocal blogger misunderstands the expression "digging for a story"
d) Death + Company is moving
e) Longtime tenants forced out by rent hike
f) Shake Shack
Or maybe you have a better idea...
[Updated: Thanks to Gothamist for the link... and some answers!]
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Can we dump Bloomturd in it? We might have trouble stuffing in his ego, but everything else could fit.
A new Hole Foods Market.
@Marty
Ha!
Lucky Stiffs is a great name for a bar!
All your comments are hilarious!
I think that Marty's 'Hole Foods' comment takes the cake!
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