A new item in the Lost & Found section of
Craigslist (
thanks for letting us know, Gwynne!) ...
Dearest neighbors, I’m an idiot and left my roller skates outside in a Citibike basket at the intersection of East 7th and Ave C. They are banana yellow with mermaid scale tips, purple stoppers and pinky gummy wheels. PERFECT in every way.
Did you find them? If I found them I’d probably take them as my own or sell them, but maybe you’re one of the rare goodies that took them to try to find their forgetful owner. If so, please advise! I miss them so much!
I won’t pay you a million dollars for them, come on they’re mine, but I’ll give you something for your trouble.
